BillyVance 35 #1 January 31, 2008 A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes she taps him on his shoulder again, and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?". "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." It pays to be careful around old people, like Airtwardo! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 January 31, 2008 Just give your wife the TV remote and turn in your card. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 January 31, 2008 Quote Just give your wife the TV remote and turn in your card. You can pry it out of my cold, dead, hands... pops "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Just give your wife the TV remote and turn in your card. You can pry it out of my cold, dead, hands... pops Will do...can I also take that ring through yer nose she leads ya around with too? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Just give your wife the TV remote and turn in your card. You can pry it out of my cold, dead, hands... pops Will do...can I also take that ring through yer nose she leads ya around with too? Ain't no jewelry on me you bag of bones."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 January 31, 2008 Quote Will do...can I also take that ring through yer nose she leads ya around with too? Ain't no jewelry on me you bag of bones.She leads him around by the elastic on his pantiesYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Will do...can I also take that ring through yer nose she leads ya around with too? Ain't no jewelry on me you bag of bones. She leads him around by the elastic on his panties What panties? Ain't you the one wearing the fishnet hose and heels? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Just give your wife the TV remote and turn in your card. You can pry it out of my cold, dead, hands... pops Will do...can I also take that ring through yer nose she leads ya around with too? Ain't no jewelry on me you bag of bones. She took that and yer balls huh? Billy...it was ~BALLROOM DANCING ...any you LIKED it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Billy...it was ~BALLROOM DANCING ...any you LIKED it! Whatever, dude.... Didn't you miss a well-placed and subtle insult somewhere above.... Read the thread carefully. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Billy...it was ~BALLROOM DANCING ...any you LIKED it! Whatever, dude.... Didn't you miss a well-placed and subtle insult somewhere above.... Read the thread carefully. Oh I saw it...I was just 'dancing' around it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
