happythoughts 0 #26 January 31, 2008 For jumps, maybe you could get one of those "deer whistles" that the put on cars and mount it on your legstrap. You'd be coming down at 120mph and the deer on the ground would have their hooves over their ears, "Make it STOP!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #27 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote However, I do understand that deer up north tend to be much bigger and heavier. Not only that, they can explode in Penns. clicky Quote Deer hunting is the major mechanism to control the exploding deer population in Pennsylvania; yet the number of deer hunters is declining, and hunters are aging. Efforts are underway to connect young people and women to the sport to preserve Pennsylvania's hunting heritage and have enough hunters to make a significant dent in the deer population. Thank goodness the hunters are doing something about this. Can you imagine your car if you hit an exploding deer? Well, we've had the same kind of government-sanctioned deer hunts here in Alabama, but for a different reason... Too many skinny and undersized deer trying to find food. Thin the herd so there's more food for each deer. They do it every year in Oak Mountain State Park. Bow hunters only. Thousands apply for a lottery drawing and a few lucky dozen get to hunt."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #28 January 31, 2008 In my neighborhood you could seriously take out some large and tasty looking deer with a pocket knife. They don't care about people, but they LOVE playing frogger across the main road. In the last month I've nearly hit two in my truck and one on my motorcycle.Too bad we're in the city or we wouldn't have that problem. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #29 January 31, 2008 This guy should have taken a cue from the rallye racers down in Ausie land. They have a "RooBar" on the front of their cars that can take and give lots of abuse.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #30 January 31, 2008 I hit a deer once going about 80mph... It totaled my '85 Dodge Omni. When the cop arrived at the scene he told me, "Well. I think you killed him. When we found a 9-point buck with his head up his ass, we knew it had to be the accident scene." I hate deer. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 January 31, 2008 Quote I hate deer. Note to all - do not get emotionally involved with the deer. This is how they manipulate you. They start out with the kind, doe-eyed (hence the name) look of innocence and pull you into their web of deceit. ...flipping their little white tails and flitting their long eyelashes over the big brown eyes... Stop it. Don't let them lure you into trust. You'll just end up hating them and yourselves for what you've done. Admit it, they didn't make you drive that car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #32 January 31, 2008 Quote I hit a deer once going about 80mph... It totaled my '85 Dodge Omni. When the cop arrived at the scene he told me, "Well. I think you killed him. When we found a 9-point buck with his head up his ass, we knew it had to be the accident scene." I hate deer. Oh come on, you know that deer did you a favor... Dodge Omni's a piece of shit! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 January 31, 2008 Quote that is no longer a deer now it's dinner And it is already on ice.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #34 January 31, 2008 http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/10/eveningnews/main3698120.shtml?source=RSSattr=CBSEveningNews_3698120Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #35 January 31, 2008 Quote Oh come on, you know that deer did you a favor... Dodge Omni's a piece of shit! Yeah, yeah... But, I was 17 at the time, and my parents refused to buy me another car. My dad 'loaned' me his '87 Honda Civic Hatchback after that when I finally talked him in to letting me trade it in for an '89 Pontiac Sunbird. My taste in cars back then was basically 'cheap' and not reliability. But, I have to think back on it and wonder how in the hell I survived that accident. That piece of shit Omni did quite well hitting a deer at 80mph, flipping once, and coming to an abrupt stop by hitting a tree. If I was going to total a car, I was going to do it in style! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #36 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote But, I have to think back on it and wonder how in the hell I survived that accident. That piece of shit Omni did quite well hitting a deer at 80mph, flipping once, and coming to an abrupt stop by hitting a tree. If I was going to total a car, I was going to do it in style! That would have probably made the highlight reel on the evening news for sure! Glad you survived!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #37 February 1, 2008 Quote They start out with the kind, doe-eyed (hence the name) look of innocence and pull you into their web of deceit. ...flipping their little white tails and flitting their long eyelashes over the big brown eyes... Are you talking about deer or women? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote They start out with the kind, doe-eyed (hence the name) look of innocence and pull you into their web of deceit. ...flipping their little white tails and flitting their long eyelashes over the big brown eyes... Are you talking about deer or women? My life is so complex and fraught with peril that I have been traumatized by both. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydive4u2 0 #39 February 1, 2008 I have never been deer hunting. I HAVE hit and killed 4 deer. One with a Honda Civic, one with a Ford van, one with a Honda Accord, and one with a 1976 Harley Davidson. I kept and ate all four. I have also hit two others that I could not find, so I don't know if I killed them or not. They are tasty, but expensive !!! Fast EddieLet's have some FUN !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
