normiss 892 #1 January 31, 2008 supposed to look both ways before crossing a road! WHAM! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #2 January 31, 2008 that is no longer a deer now it's dinnerYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 January 31, 2008 I hope the driver went back to the dead deer and kicked the shit out of it for good measure. Ouch.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #4 January 31, 2008 Quote that is no longer a deer now it's dinner Sloppy Doe sandwiches are the BESTBASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 January 31, 2008 I thought that I saw him pass another one standing on the side of the road before he hit that one. Too bad, the meat is ruined nowYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 January 31, 2008 Quote I thought that I saw him pass another one standing on the side of the road before he hit that one. I did too... I think at least two of them. It's like playing Russian Roulette... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #7 January 31, 2008 My wife grew up in Northern Michigan. Not many people live there their whole lives without hitting a deerYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 January 31, 2008 Quote My wife grew up in Northern Michigan. Not many people live there their whole lives without hitting a deer Not even I was immune. I have one deer strike and 3 near misses, all in my little dipshit town by the lake in central Alabama. Thankfully the one strike was a young doe that I had to speed up at the last second to keep her from getting in front of me so she only banged up the driver's side. However, I do understand that deer up north tend to be much bigger and heavier. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 January 31, 2008 Quotethat is no longer a deer now it's dinner The driver screamed like a little girl.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote that is no longer a deer now it's dinner The driver screamed like a little girl. Did he? I heard the impact but little else... guess I need to turn up the volume... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #11 January 31, 2008 My Comp has bad resolution - but was that smoke pouring out of the hood when the car stopped!!?!? It was like a Double Kill - First hit took the deer airborne, then the second hit finished it off. Kinda reminds me of the Old Sega Game "Moral Kombat"=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #12 January 31, 2008 I think it was steam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 January 31, 2008 QuoteI think it was steam. Yep... busted radiator most likely."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 January 31, 2008 Quote My wife grew up in Northern Michigan. Not many people live there their whole lives without hitting a deer You know, it doesn't have to be like that. There are ways to resolve your issues with deer without hitting them. There is the Michigan Deer Anger Management program. "At first, I thought it was the fault of the deer. Eating my hedges... hazards to traffic... , but with the help of that DAM class, I realized that we could respect each others space..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 January 31, 2008 Quotesupposed to look both ways before crossing a road! In Tampa Palms, they have deer crossing sign so that they know where they can cross safely. That deer was one of those, "I'll go anywhere I want" rebels. What was he doing running through the woods anyway ? For the Lemans races, they use the special Formula 1 "deer scoop" to safely transport the deer to the other side of the road. Watch the beginning carefully as he comes around the first corner. deer scoop Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 January 31, 2008 Holy Shit!!! I didn't see the poor little bastard come down! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #17 January 31, 2008 Quote Holy Shit!!! I didn't see the poor little bastard come down! Bambi got game. Who says white deer can't jump?=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Holy Shit!!! I didn't see the poor little bastard come down! Bambi got game. Who says white deer can't jump? Damn it! (wiping off monitor) "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 January 31, 2008 Quote The driver screamed like a little girl. The driver is this guy. Travis Pastrana This skydiving video is real and SFW. Well worth watching. (There is a climbing harness under the shorts... but still...) Balls the size of basketballs. He was the first (and maybe only) person to do a double-backflip (successfully) in a motoX competition event. That video is all over youtube. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #20 January 31, 2008 we were jumping from a balloon near Haines city. I pointed out a nice field for everyone to land in. As I am climbing up on the basket the pilot says "watch for the deer when you're landing" I kinda chuckled. He says"no really they run across that field all the time". I can see the incident report "Landing incident involving Bambi" You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #21 January 31, 2008 QuoteQuote The driver screamed like a little girl. The driver is this guy. Travis Pastrana This skydiving video is real and SFW. Well worth watching. (There is a climbing harness under the shorts... but still...) Balls the size of basketballs. He was the first (and maybe only) person to do a double-backflip (successfully) in a motoX competition event. That video is all over youtube. cool! man I love watching that guy ride, amazing (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 January 31, 2008 Quote "Landing incident involving Bambi" At WFFC, we did a clothing-optional 412 jump. One woman was significantly qualified to participate. Since I was the first person down, she landed next to me. As she was coming in, I was looking up at her and thought, "Naked woman... floating towards me... You know, I have a lot of dreams that start this way." I actually pinched my arm to check that I was awake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 January 31, 2008 QuoteQuotesupposed to look both ways before crossing a road! In Tampa Palms, they have deer crossing sign so that they know where they can cross safely. That deer was one of those, "I'll go anywhere I want" rebels. What was he doing running through the woods anyway ? For the Lemans races, they use the special Formula 1 "deer scoop" to safely transport the deer to the other side of the road. Watch the beginning carefully as he comes around the first corner. deer scoop Where can I get a deer scoopDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #24 January 31, 2008 Quote Quote Quote supposed to look both ways before crossing a road! In Tampa Palms, they have deer crossing sign so that they know where they can cross safely. That deer was one of those, "I'll go anywhere I want" rebels. What was he doing running through the woods anyway ? For the Lemans races, they use the special Formula 1 "deer scoop" to safely transport the deer to the other side of the road. Watch the beginning carefully as he comes around the first corner. deer scoop Where can I get a deer scoop Probably at one of those "pimp my car" garages... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 January 31, 2008 Quote However, I do understand that deer up north tend to be much bigger and heavier. Not only that, they can explode in Penns. clicky Quote Deer hunting is the major mechanism to control the exploding deer population in Pennsylvania; yet the number of deer hunters is declining, and hunters are aging. Efforts are underway to connect young people and women to the sport to preserve Pennsylvania's hunting heritage and have enough hunters to make a significant dent in the deer population. Thank goodness the hunters are doing something about this. Can you imagine your car if you hit an exploding deer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites