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I thought that I saw him pass another one standing on the side of the road before he hit that one.



I did too... I think at least two of them. It's like playing Russian Roulette... :S
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My wife grew up in Northern Michigan. Not many people live there their whole lives without hitting a deer



Not even I was immune. I have one deer strike and 3 near misses, all in my little dipshit town by the lake in central Alabama. Thankfully the one strike was a young doe that I had to speed up at the last second to keep her from getting in front of me so she only banged up the driver's side.

However, I do understand that deer up north tend to be much bigger and heavier. B|
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that is no longer a deer now it's dinner



The driver screamed like a little girl.


Did he? I heard the impact but little else... guess I need to turn up the volume... :D
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My Comp has bad resolution - but was that smoke pouring out of the hood when the car stopped!!?!?

It was like a Double Kill - First hit took the deer airborne, then the second hit finished it off. Kinda reminds me of the Old Sega Game "Moral Kombat"
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My wife grew up in Northern Michigan. Not many people live there their whole lives without hitting a deer



You know, it doesn't have to be like that.
There are ways to resolve your issues with deer without
hitting them. There is the Michigan Deer Anger Management program.

"At first, I thought it was the fault of the deer.
Eating my hedges... hazards to traffic... , but with the help of that DAM class, I realized that we could respect each others space..."
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supposed to look both ways before crossing a road!



In Tampa Palms, they have deer crossing sign so that they know where they can cross safely. That deer was one of those, "I'll go anywhere I want" rebels. What was he doing running through the woods anyway ?

For the Lemans races, they use the special Formula 1 "deer scoop" to safely transport the deer to the other side of the road.

Watch the beginning carefully as he comes around the first corner.
deer scoop

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Holy Shit!!!:D:D:D I didn't see the poor little bastard come down!:o



Bambi got game. Who says white deer can't jump?


Damn it! (wiping off monitor) :D:D:D
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The driver screamed like a little girl.



The driver is this guy. Travis Pastrana

This skydiving video is real and SFW. Well worth watching. (There is a climbing harness under the shorts... but still...) Balls the size of basketballs.

He was the first (and maybe only) person to do a double-backflip (successfully) in a motoX competition event. That video is all over youtube.

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we were jumping from a balloon near Haines city. I pointed out a nice field for everyone to land in. As I am climbing up on the basket the pilot says "watch for the deer when you're landing" I kinda chuckled. He says"no really they run across that field all the time". I can see the incident report "Landing incident involving Bambi"

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The driver screamed like a little girl.



The driver is this guy. Travis Pastrana

This skydiving video is real and SFW. Well worth watching. (There is a climbing harness under the shorts... but still...) Balls the size of basketballs.

He was the first (and maybe only) person to do a double-backflip (successfully) in a motoX competition event. That video is all over youtube.



cool! man I love watching that guy ride, amazing
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"Landing incident involving Bambi"



At WFFC, we did a clothing-optional 412 jump.
One woman was significantly qualified to participate.

Since I was the first person down, she landed next to me.

As she was coming in, I was looking up at her and thought, "Naked woman... floating towards me... You know, I have a lot of dreams that start this way."

I actually pinched my arm to check that I was awake.
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supposed to look both ways before crossing a road!



In Tampa Palms, they have deer crossing sign so that they know where they can cross safely. That deer was one of those, "I'll go anywhere I want" rebels. What was he doing running through the woods anyway ?

For the Lemans races, they use the special Formula 1 "deer scoop" to safely transport the deer to the other side of the road.

Watch the beginning carefully as he comes around the first corner.
deer scoop



Where can I get a deer scoop
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supposed to look both ways before crossing a road!



In Tampa Palms, they have deer crossing sign so that they know where they can cross safely. That deer was one of those, "I'll go anywhere I want" rebels. What was he doing running through the woods anyway ?

For the Lemans races, they use the special Formula 1 "deer scoop" to safely transport the deer to the other side of the road.

Watch the beginning carefully as he comes around the first corner.
deer scoop


Where can I get a deer scoop


Probably at one of those "pimp my car" garages... ;)
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However, I do understand that deer up north tend to be much bigger and heavier. B|



Not only that, they can explode in Penns.

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Deer hunting is the major mechanism to control the exploding deer population in Pennsylvania; yet the number of deer hunters is declining, and hunters are aging. Efforts are underway to connect young people and women to the sport to preserve Pennsylvania's hunting heritage and have enough hunters to make a significant dent in the deer population.



Thank goodness the hunters are doing something about this. Can you imagine your car if you hit an exploding deer?
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