RALFFERS 0 #1 February 1, 2008 For his birthday, little Ben asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Ben heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Lit tle Ben told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 February 1, 2008 I don't get it...where are the boobies? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 February 1, 2008 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 February 1, 2008 Quote What....nuthin' on 'T.V. TV' tonight? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #5 February 1, 2008 I laughed off the chair at that 1 Thanks Jim Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote What....nuthin' on 'T.V. TV' tonight? Nope... played poker tonight. Well I did start to watch Mythbusters (Kari is hot) but it was a rerun that I'd seen before."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What....nuthin' on 'T.V. TV' tonight? Nope... played poker tonight. Well I did start to watch Mythbusters (Kari is hot) but it was a rerun that I'd seen before. Don't tell me, you lost with a pair of Jacks 'cause you though one was a Queen....right? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote What....nuthin' on 'T.V. TV' tonight? Nope... played poker tonight. Well I did start to watch Mythbusters (Kari is hot) but it was a rerun that I'd seen before. Don't tell me, you lost with a pair of Jacks 'cause you though one was a Queen....right? Nope, my 8's got beat by A's and I finished in the money. You people are relentless. They were WOMEN! You didn't see the show so piss off. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 February 1, 2008 They were WOMEN! You didn't see the show so piss off. Quote Well...at least we're in agreement they were the same sex anyway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #11 February 1, 2008 I dub twardo DZ.com's ball-breaker... Love ya man Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 February 1, 2008 Quote I dub twardo DZ.com's ball-breaker... Love ya man That he is. Been cracking balls since the days of cavemen. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #13 February 1, 2008 Quote They were WOMEN! You didn't see the show so piss off. Quote Well...at least we're in agreement they were the same sex anyway! Didn't I see futuredivot in this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixyTNd-Ln38&feature=related Check out the cheerleaders... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 February 1, 2008 I have a great freefall pic of him! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites