mamajumps 0 #1 February 1, 2008 Handle every stressful situation in life like a dog... If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #2 February 1, 2008 I like the way you think Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 February 1, 2008 Handle every stressful situation in life like a dog... Quote Sniff it , bury it out back, then lick your balls? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #4 February 1, 2008 Quote Handle every stressful situation in life like a dog... Quote Sniff it , bury it out back, then lick your balls? Im sure every man on here would admit (and if not, he's lying) that if he could lick his own balls he would and probably never leave the house again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #5 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Handle every stressful situation in life like a dog... Quote Sniff it , bury it out back, then lick your balls? Im sure every man on here would admit (and if not, he's lying) that if he could lick his own balls he would and probably never leave the house again! uuuuuuuuuuum...........yep Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #6 February 1, 2008 Something like this has been said before, and I didn't get it then either.. I don't enjoy licking balls....it's why they invented one night stands! "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #7 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Handle every stressful situation in life like a dog... Quote Sniff it , bury it out back, then lick your balls? Im sure every man on here would admit (and if not, he's lying) that if he could lick his own balls he would and probably never leave the house again! no way I know where they've have beenYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 February 1, 2008 Quote I don't enjoy licking balls.. Sounds like the voice of experience You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 February 1, 2008 Quote Something like this has been said before, and I didn't get it then either.. I don't enjoy licking balls....it's why they invented one night stands! The Real Man's method of birth control...fuck chicks ya don't know! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #10 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Something like this has been said before, and I didn't get it then either.. I don't enjoy licking balls....it's why they invented one night stands! The Real Man's method of birth control...fuck chicks that can't find you 9 months later! Fixed it! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #11 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote I don't enjoy licking balls.. Sounds like the voice of experience Just what I was thinking! And there are a bunch of damn liars in here!!! I know if I could get my head between my legs, I would never leave home again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 February 1, 2008 Never heard a girl say that, but i like the way you think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #13 February 1, 2008 Quote Never heard a girl say that, but i like the way you think. hey jes sayin.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #14 February 1, 2008 ***Handle every stressful situation in life like a dog... If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away! Quote Ooooo....I like this.......Coiuld I do this when I have a pile of tests to grade? I could always tell them the dog did it!!!! "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #15 February 1, 2008 Quote ***Handle every stressful situation in life like a dog... If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away! Quote Ooooo....I like this.......Coiuld I do this when I have a pile of tests to grade? I could always tell them the dog did it!!!! That would be classic, the teacher telling her students that!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #16 February 1, 2008 I actually have had a student use that excuse for why she didn't have a project done. Her bf didn't keep an eye on the puppy and she had a puddle on her poster!!!"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #17 February 1, 2008 I would have turned it in and labeled it a multimedia presentationYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #18 February 1, 2008 "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Handle every stressful situation in life like a dog... Quote Sniff it , bury it out back, then lick your balls? Im sure every man on here would admit (and if not, he's lying) that if he could lick his own balls he would and probably never leave the house again! But what if you were bad at itDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #20 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Handle every stressful situation in life like a dog... Quote Sniff it , bury it out back, then lick your balls? Im sure every man on here would admit (and if not, he's lying) that if he could lick his own balls he would and probably never leave the house again! But what if you were bad at it I already know from previous experiences with others that I am not bad at it... and I can assure you that if I could get my own head between my legs, that I would not be bad at it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #21 February 1, 2008 If it's not on video it never happenedDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #22 February 1, 2008 Quote If it's not on video it never happened It could very well be on video, but im not gonna tell you where , how , or who... so there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
