mamajumps 0 #51 February 1, 2008 Quote Skippy is what you get if you don't have a choosey mother who chose Jif. Damn Skippy is better than Jif Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #53 February 1, 2008 Quote Tread carefully, there's glitter all over that ballroom floor! don't worry, it's fairy dustskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #54 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Skippy is what you get if you don't have a choosey mother who chose Jif. Damn Skippy is better than Jif Damn Skippy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #55 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote So, I'm flirting with disaster. Beat that. girl love beats everything! Should this be part of the masturbation thread? this could be turned into a masterbation thread part two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #56 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote I'm too chicken to pick on Skymama. Good thinking, I'm grouchy today. This little tidbit will have significant impact on my postwhoring today. I hope things get better. Please let me know when it is safe for me to go back to my evil ways! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #57 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I'm too chicken to pick on Skymama. Good thinking, I'm grouchy today. This little tidbit will have significant impact on my postwhoring today. I hope things get better. Please let me know when it is safe for me to go back to my evil ways! Walt maybe its just a diversion, to see how many of ya'll will listen.... not suggesting that ya'll test the waters or anything.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #58 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote And here is your hell raiser hostess. LisaH Hi. You said you would help me raise hell in the bonfire. Talk is cheap. And, I don't know how to raise hell. I am sure it is cause you have not had your coffee yet....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #59 February 1, 2008 Quote maybe its just a diversion, to see how many of ya'll will listen.... not suggesting that ya'll test the waters or anything.... What an instigator you are! I woke up with a headache and it's not getting better. I'm stressed and have to much work to do for a Friday. There will be no warnings from me today, I'll go straight to the ban button. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #60 February 1, 2008 Quote maybe its just a diversion, to see how many of ya'll will listen.... not suggesting that ya'll test the waters or anything.... I don't think it's a ruse. Skymama, in my experience, has a tendency toward understatement. It can take a bit of a translation. For example, consider Billvon's "Your one warning". In Skymama World, it translates to, "Please play nice." In LouDiamond World, it translates to, "Your posts are inappropriate". In HH World, it usually translates to a long, thick silence. In plain English, the above means, "Do not fuck with me or I will rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat!!!" Keeping that in mind, Skymama saying that she is a bit grouchy translates into, "Don't fuck with me or I'll rip your heart out of your chest and show it to you while it's still beating. Then I will suspend you from the ceiling and gut you like a deer and feed you to the alligators." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #61 February 1, 2008 Quote I woke up with a headache and it's not getting better. I'm stressed and have to much work to do for a Friday. There will be no warnings from me today, I'll go straight to the ban button. Have I told you lately how much I love you and how highly motivated I am not to fuck with you? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #62 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote maybe its just a diversion, to see how many of ya'll will listen.... not suggesting that ya'll test the waters or anything.... What an instigator you are! I woke up with a headache and it's not getting better. I'm stressed and have to much work to do for a Friday. There will be no warnings from me today, I'll go straight to the ban button. I respect the headache thing, I have bad ones at least once a week and one that keeps me in bed at least once a month.... I hope you get feeling better! As far as the stress thing goes, read my thought for the day thread... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #63 February 1, 2008 Quote There will be no warnings from me today, I'll go straight to the ban button. Is it a big red one? I've always wanted to push a big red button. It just screams "PUSH ME!" -sorry about your headache. I hope it eases up and your day goes smoothly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #64 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote maybe its just a diversion, to see how many of ya'll will listen.... not suggesting that ya'll test the waters or anything.... What an instigator you are! I woke up with a headache and it's not getting better. I'm stressed and have to much work to do for a Friday. There will be no warnings from me today, I'll go straight to the ban button. If I could, I'd bring you a nice "cafe Charlie Brown" with real whipped cream. Hell, if I could, I'd have one myselfskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #65 February 1, 2008 Quote I respect the headache thing, I have bad ones at least once a week and one that keeps me in bed at least once a month.... I hope you get feeling better! As far as the stress thing goes, read my thought for the day thread... Hey it just occurred to me! Since it's not safe to screw with Skymama today, will you fill in for her and take the abuse that is normally sent her direction? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #66 February 1, 2008 Quote Is it a big red one? I've always wanted to push a big red button. It just screams "PUSH ME!" Nah, that would be more fun, wouldn't it? Our magic clickys are under every person's post numbers. HH makes it really easy for us. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #67 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote And here is your hell raiser hostess. LisaH Hi. You said you would help me raise hell in the bonfire. Talk is cheap. And, I don't know how to raise hell. I am sure it is cause you have not had your coffee yet.... No, I'm looking for the indrustrial size Jack. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #68 February 1, 2008 Quote If I could, I'd bring you a nice "cafe Charlie Brown" with real whipped cream. Hell, if I could, I'd have one myself Thanks! What is that? That's funny...I do put Sugar Free Cool Whip in my coffee every morning. I believe you should start the day with dessert. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #69 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote And here is your hell raiser hostess. LisaH Hi. You said you would help me raise hell in the bonfire. Talk is cheap. And, I don't know how to raise hell. I am sure it is cause you have not had your coffee yet.... No, I'm looking for the indrustrial size Jack. But can the bonfire handle you and an industrial size bottle of Jack....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #70 February 1, 2008 Quote And here is your hell raiser hostess. LisaH Awwww.... This just isn't fair. You are alll having way too much fun and I have to get ready for teaching calculus in a few minutes. Where was this thread yesterday when we had a snow day? "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #71 February 1, 2008 Just hand out a work sheet and leave the roomYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #72 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote If I could, I'd bring you a nice "cafe Charlie Brown" with real whipped cream. Hell, if I could, I'd have one myself Thanks! What is that? That's funny...I do put Sugar Free Cool Whip in my coffee every morning. I believe you should start the day with dessert. It's a cappacino with a shot of chocolate and a shot of banana ( and I ususally don't like banana) with whipped cream on top MMMMMmmmm! about a hundred carbs and a thousand calories. If I don't eat for a day, I can have one. Sounds like Granny in the sky might like one, too!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #73 February 1, 2008 Only if it means I get a day pass for Mod privaleges and can ban too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #74 February 1, 2008 Hey Andrea, I double dog DARE you to ban me for a week! Nyah, nyah!!!!!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #75 February 1, 2008 Quote Only if it means I get a day pass for Mod privaleges and can ban too! I would think the only mod privilege worth having is the ability to look in the recycle bin. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
