futuredivot 0 #1 February 8, 2008 I'm going with Airtwardo. He does jump professionally, but doesn't make money off skydivers but off of whuffo air show organizers so no conflict of interest. It hurts to say this, but he does know quite a bit about the sport and the business side of the sport as well. But most importantly, we already know he's a sleeze-bag so no matter what dip wad thing he does, we won't be disappointed. Makes perfect sense to meYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 February 8, 2008 we already know he's a sleeze-bag so no matter what dip wad thing he does, we won't be disappointed. Makes perfect sense to me Quote Flattery will get you no where....you still cant jump outta the DC-3 ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #3 February 8, 2008 Im going with Billy! If the board doesnt agree with something he says, he can just threaten to spam their inboxes with nasty, pointless shit! BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #4 February 8, 2008 Quote we already know he's a sleeze-bag so no matter what dip wad thing he does, we won't be disappointed. Plus he's not smart enough to hide things from us. In fact, he'll probably brag about them. I mean what kind of person admits their mistakes so others can learn or maybe just laugh at him? Where's the mystery in that? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 February 8, 2008 Quote Im going with Billy! If the board doesnt agree with something he says, he can just threaten to spam their inboxes with nasty, pointless shit! What good will that do? All they have to do is block me. I'll just do a walt appel and shit in their tubs. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 February 8, 2008 Quote Quote we already know he's a sleeze-bag so no matter what dip wad thing he does, we won't be disappointed. Plus he's not smart enough to hide things from us. In fact, he'll probably brag about them. I mean what kind of person admits their mistakes so others can learn or maybe just laugh at him? Where's the mystery in that? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #7 February 8, 2008 Quote ....you still cant jump outta the DC-3 ! ooh ooh ooh! I'm planning on visiting later this year! What must i do to jump the DC3? Post boobies? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 February 8, 2008 How 'bout Twardo on the BOD and he can hire you to screen his calls You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 February 8, 2008 Quote How 'bout Twardo on the BOD and he can hire you to screen his calls Works for me! "is airtwardo there?" "what? I can't understand you" "IS AIRTWARDO THERE?" Sorry, say again" "oh god... IS... AIRTWARDO... THERE????" "huh?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (sound of gunshot through phone) "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 February 8, 2008 Quote Quote How 'bout Twardo on the BOD and he can hire you to screen his calls Works for me! "is airtwardo there?" "what? I can't understand you" "IS AIRTWARDO THERE?" Sorry, say again" "oh god... IS... AIRTWARDO... THERE????" "huh?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (sound of gunshot through phone) PERFECT! You're hired! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 February 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote How 'bout Twardo on the BOD and he can hire you to screen his calls Works for me! "is airtwardo there?" "what? I can't understand you" "IS AIRTWARDO THERE?" Sorry, say again" "oh god... IS... AIRTWARDO... THERE????" "huh?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (sound of gunshot through phone) PERFECT! You're hired! Awesome! Let's discuss pay and benefits... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 February 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote How 'bout Twardo on the BOD and he can hire you to screen his calls Works for me! "is airtwardo there?" "what? I can't understand you" "IS AIRTWARDO THERE?" Sorry, say again" "oh god... IS... AIRTWARDO... THERE????" "huh?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (sound of gunshot through phone) PERFECT! You're hired! Awesome! Let's discuss pay and benefits... Pay ya on reverse piecework type commission...the less phonecalls, the more $$$! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #13 February 8, 2008 Quote Quote How 'bout Twardo on the BOD and he can hire you to screen his calls Works for me! "is airtwardo there?" "what? I can't understand you" "IS AIRTWARDO THERE?" Sorry, say again" "oh god... IS... AIRTWARDO... THERE????" "huh?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (sound of gunshot through phone) so, what you are saying is... It would be nothing different than it is now CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 February 8, 2008 Quote Quote Quote How 'bout Twardo on the BOD and he can hire you to screen his calls Works for me! "is airtwardo there?" "what? I can't understand you" "IS AIRTWARDO THERE?" Sorry, say again" "oh god... IS... AIRTWARDO... THERE????" "huh?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (sound of gunshot through phone) so, what you are saying is... It would be nothing different than it is now YUP! Gotta try to maintain the status quo for a while anyway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 February 8, 2008 I'll write him in. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 February 8, 2008 Quote I'll write him in. I don't know how to spell it. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #17 February 8, 2008 Quote Quote I'll write him in. I don't know how to spell it. ...I....t... badum pum ching (I had to)Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 February 9, 2008 Quote Quote I'll write him in. I don't know how to spell it. Me either! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #19 February 9, 2008 Quote I'll write him in. I thought he was so old that they wrote him OFF!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 February 9, 2008 Quote we already know he's a sleeze-bag so no matter what dip wad thing he does, we won't be disappointed. Makes perfect sense to me Quote Flattery will get you no where....you still cant jump outta the DC-3 ! Can I?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #21 February 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote How 'bout Twardo on the BOD and he can hire you to screen his calls Works for me! "is airtwardo there?" "what? I can't understand you" "IS AIRTWARDO THERE?" Sorry, say again" "oh god... IS... AIRTWARDO... THERE????" "huh?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (sound of gunshot through phone) PERFECT! You're hired! Awesome! Let's discuss pay and benefits... Pay ya on reverse piecework type commission...the less phonecalls, the more $$$! Plus all the interns he wantsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 February 9, 2008 Quote Plus all the interns he wants Were back to the whole blue dress thing again, aren't we?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
