PLFXpert 0 #1 February 11, 2008 1. Times have changed. While it's more well-known now not to post information on the internet you wouldn't want permanently in cyberspace, this tip bears repeating. 2. If you're currently under the age of 25, best not to post at all. I'm just saying. 3. If you are under the age of 25 and decide to post, please ask yourself: "Will I run for office someday? Will I ever be famous? Will I ever have children and if so, would I want them to read this?" 4. If you're posting whilst in college, please note you still don't know everything even though you've taken a class and read a few books. Also, you aren't as mature for your age as you think you are. 5. If you ever fancy yourself a writer and think one day you might actually be published regularly, never under any circumstances post until you've taken several writing & editing courses. If you break this rule, you will annoy the fuck out of yourself reading & correcting your old submissions. 6. Bandwidth is becoming more and more important to reduce. Please don't submit posts so long even you yourself don't feel like reading them years later. 7. Be careful what you say: I have it on good authority our very hot Skymama has declared she intends to do a naked skydive but only with Billvon in California. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #2 February 11, 2008 I like steak.Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 February 11, 2008 Just for that, I'm changing my avatar. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 February 11, 2008 I call that THREAD NECROMANCING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #5 February 11, 2008 Girrrrrl! I tell you what! If one didn't understand before, they'll understand reading some old Bonfire posts why soon we also had a "Speaker's Corner" and "Women's Forum". Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 February 11, 2008 Fuck! Evil woman! I am not falling for your silly games. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #7 February 11, 2008 QuoteJust for that, I'm changing my avatar. The only bad thing about eating vegetables is having to dress them and put them back in the wheelchair afterwards. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #8 February 11, 2008 How YOU been? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 February 11, 2008 Quote Fuck! Evil woman! I am after all the Evil Jeanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #11 February 11, 2008 I'm only 23...does that mean I'm not allowed to post whore anymore? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #12 February 11, 2008 So you're saying we should go resurrect your old threads?"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #13 February 11, 2008 Silly girl. I was making fun of myself. Though some points are certainly worth noting, and will hopefully prevent you from doing the same. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #14 February 11, 2008 NO! That's what #7 is for. You should resurrect Skymama's instead. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #15 February 11, 2008 Seeing as I have no plans of getting any sort of government job or anything of the sort I'm not worried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Programmer 0 #16 February 11, 2008 I'm a second order vegetarian. Pig eats vegetables, I eat pork. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 February 12, 2008 Quote I'm a second order vegetarian. OK, but at least I'm original. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 February 12, 2008 Quote 7. Be careful what you say: I have it on good authority our very hot Skymama has declared she intends to do a naked skydive but only with Billvon in California. Well, there go any plans to go visit California again in Bill's lifetime. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 February 12, 2008 Quote I'm only 23...does that mean I'm not allowed to post whore anymore? Yes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 February 12, 2008 QuoteI'm only 23...does that mean I'm not allowed to post whore anymore? ------------------------------------------- Yes Fuck that, she can post cause i said so!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #21 February 12, 2008 Thank you Sunny! I'll listen to you over Turtle anyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 February 12, 2008 QuoteI'll listen to you over Turtle anyday. Yay!! Victory is mine!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 February 12, 2008 Quote Thank you Sunny! I'll listen to you over Turtle anyday. What about when she's under me?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #24 February 12, 2008 Like that's gonna happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 February 12, 2008 Quote What about when she's under me? In your dreams biotch!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
