PLFXpert 0 #26 February 12, 2008 Quote "someone" goes to the rigger and gets a needle and thread and sews the rig to the mat with a couple of stitches freakin hilarious when the guy finally goes to pack When I was just a little girl in the 80s one of the long-haired rocker guitarists who worked where I took music lessons glued a couple quarters to the cement just outside the exit door to the store. He said he liked looking at the girl's butts when they bent over and tried to pick it up. Was "someone" attracted to the rigger? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #27 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Wait until a jumper is sleeping. Take a dytter and make it do the alarm testing. Muffle it until the low siren comes and let it rip in his ear. He'll jump and start flailing and grabbing for handles. But they're just not there! That would be funny if someone tried that on me, only to go "D'OH! He's deaf!" I think even YOU would hear those sirens.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #28 February 13, 2008 Tie their shoes together in the plane. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #29 February 13, 2008 A little 4 way CRW on the sunset load is always fun... 1st one out (The Sucker) pulls high, other guys do some 3 way FF seq. All the beer is gone by the time the high guy gets down...or back depending on the winds! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #30 February 13, 2008 Have them sit student on a cessna load. JM slot spots (badly) & calls climbout. Once they've cleared the door, close it and speed up. It's funnier if it's a significant jump for them. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #31 February 13, 2008 Quote Have them sit student on a cessna load. JM slot spots (badly) & calls climbout. Once they've cleared the door, close it and speed up. It's funnier if it's a significant jump for them. Blues, Dave Isn't there video of that??? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #32 February 13, 2008 Quote Have them sit student on a cessna load. JM slot spots (badly) & calls climbout. Once they've cleared the door, close it and speed up. It's funnier if it's a significant jump for them. Blues, Dave Or have a guy say they want to do a tandem and ask if it's ok to do it in a Duct tape g-string.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 February 13, 2008 Piece of fishing line on the wind indicator is always good for downwind practice.. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 February 13, 2008 Quote Piece of fishing line on the wind indicator is always good for downwind practice.. twardo, you're my hero!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #35 February 13, 2008 QuotePiece of fishing line on the wind indicator is always good for downwind practice.. And ALWAYS GOOD for a tumble or two.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #36 February 13, 2008 Quote Or have a guy say they want to do a tandem and ask if it's ok to do it in a Duct tape g-string. That one will be funnier next time, when I pig him into the local city park. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #37 February 13, 2008 A load of cheap mascara on the goggles (where the face meets the foam)...really looks 'interesting' on a hot sweaty day!Take bets on how long it goes unnoticed after the jump. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #38 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Or have a guy say they want to do a tandem and ask if it's ok to do it in a Duct tape g-string. That one will be funnier next time, when I pig him into the local city park. Blues, Dave I pay for Rogers plane ticket to come down just so I can see that... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Wait until a jumper is sleeping. Take a dytter and make it do the alarm testing. Muffle it until the low siren comes and let it rip in his ear. He'll jump and start flailing and grabbing for handles. But they're just not there! That would be funny if someone tried that on me, only to go "D'OH! He's deaf!" I think even YOU would hear those sirens. Nope.... none of those gadgets work on me. My ears are total shit when it comes to high frequency sounds. Give me a foghorn, hell yeah I'll hear that. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #40 February 13, 2008 How about something Hi-Tech? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #41 February 13, 2008 Quote How about something Hi-Tech? Looks like something from YOUR era, not mine. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #42 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote How about something Hi-Tech? Looks like something from YOUR era, not mine. Umm...yeah, that's why I said HI TECH! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
