PLFXpert 0 #1 February 12, 2008 (Taken from "Why Do Men Have Nipples?") QuoteWondering whether a polar bear is well hung? Make sure to visit the Icelandic Phallological Museum, devoted entirely to the study of animal penises. This often overlooked cultural destination is located in the Husavikurbaer municipality in the northern part of Iceland, and contains a collection of [more than] 150 penises and penile parts belonging to almost every land and sea mammal found in Iceland. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #2 February 13, 2008 Sounds like an interesting place. And their website has some cute pictures. http://www.phallus.is/ (Maybe NSFW?) Edit: Oh, and who wouldn't be intrigued by a porpoise's penis??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 February 13, 2008 Is PLFXpert really Billy Vance in disguise? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #4 February 13, 2008 Quote Is PLFXpert really Billy Vance in disguise? Oops. I forgot that we're not supposed to be posting or encouraging this type of stuff. Or is this ok since it is sort of educational? And helpful to anyone who may be traveling to Iceland and looking for something fun to do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Is PLFXpert really Billy Vance in disguise? Oops. I forgot that we're not supposed to be posting or encouraging this type of stuff. Or is this ok since it is sort of educational? And helpful to anyone who may be traveling to Iceland and looking for something fun to do? Educational is finding out that these exist . . . Prolly NSFWPenises have no business being here.That's the womens forum - Why is that so hard to figure out?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 February 13, 2008 Quote Or is this ok since it is sort of educational? And helpful to anyone who may be traveling to Iceland and looking for something fun to do? Yes. That is what it is. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 February 13, 2008 Uh... is this a violation fo the new paradigm in Bonfire? We would not want the mods getting upset now.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 February 13, 2008 Quote Uh... is this a violation fo the new paradigm in Bonfire? We would not want the mods getting upset now.. Between Twoply and PLFXpert and Shotgun - I think a LOT of rules are being thrown out the door and forgotten about. They probably will be until Walt or Funks make another appearance and get banned again. Then the rules will be enforced again and all will be right with the world.Until then - LET ANARCHY RULE!Or just go about your meager lives and forget that rules actually exist -0 it seems it's WHOU you are and WHOU YOU KNOW that keeps you in the forums . . . hmmmm - Food for thought.but DO NOT post penises - that is what the freakin WOMEN'S Forum is for - Go there if you like them. Boobies are what are supposed to be posted here. And that is simply because even women like boobies! It has been proven. Thank you, The Management.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 February 13, 2008 Quote Uh... is this a violation fo the new paradigm in Bonfire? No way, sista! When OBT said "Hell no!" to senseless nakedness, strippers began reciting Shakespeare whilst they got nakie. 'Tis educationals. (BTW, I might be clueless but I'm pretty sure this isn't what the hoopla was referring to...TURTLE! )Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Uh... is this a violation fo the new paradigm in Bonfire? No way, sista! When OBT said "Hell no!" to senseless nakedness, strippers began reciting Shakespeare whilst they got nakie. 'Tis educationals. (BTW, I might be clueless but I'm pretty sure this isn't what the hoopla was referring to...TURTLE! ) Whatever! Rules is Rules and PENISES are Penises - THEY BELONG IN THE WOMEN'S FORUM! WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO FIGURE OUT?[exasperated]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #11 February 13, 2008 Useless information - Dolphins have no hands, and so male dolphins in captivity often learn to pick stuff up from the tank floor with their penises. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 February 13, 2008 Quote Useless information - Dolphins have no hands, and so male dolphins in captivity often learn to pick stuff up from the tank floor with their penises. Funny, when I'm feeling lazy and don't want to pick stuff up - I do the same with towels on the floor.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 February 13, 2008 Hey are you allowed to post here in Bonfire about subjects like this??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Useless information - Dolphins have no hands, and so male dolphins in captivity often learn to pick stuff up from the tank floor with their penises. Funny, when I'm feeling lazy and don't want to pick stuff up - I do the same with towels on the floor. And a dozen donuts? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 February 13, 2008 Quote Useless information - Dolphins have no hands, and so male dolphins in captivity often learn to pick stuff up from the tank floor with their penises. Mos 'def! And in addition to his penis being prehensile, it can swivel around different ways! No wonder they've been known to go humping on other sea animals or even humans! Good stuff. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 February 13, 2008 So you going down to the keys for Flipper sex? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #18 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Useless information - Dolphins have no hands, and so male dolphins in captivity often learn to pick stuff up from the tank floor with their penises. Funny, when I'm feeling lazy and don't want to pick stuff up - I do the same with towels on the floor. Oh for the love of gawd.... good grief.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #19 February 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Useless information - Dolphins have no hands, and so male dolphins in captivity often learn to pick stuff up from the tank floor with their penises. Funny, when I'm feeling lazy and don't want to pick stuff up - I do the same with towels on the floor. And a dozen donuts? Where there are donuts, there are cops... Bacon!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rapter 0 #20 February 13, 2008 If you go to snuffx.com in the archives, there a video with a guy giving "flipper" a BJ, then your question will have an answer. Only the good die young, so I have found immortality, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
