Thanatos340 1 #26 February 14, 2008 Quote Nope...you're not the only one. I've got a high enough sex drive without it...add alcohol and the man had better be able to go for hours....again...and again...and.... Soo.. Uhhh.. Can I buy you a drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #27 February 14, 2008 Quote Quote Nope...you're not the only one. I've got a high enough sex drive without it...add alcohol and the man had better be able to go for hours....again...and again...and.... Soo.. Uhhh.. Can I buy you a drink? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROK 0 #28 February 14, 2008 "better be able to go for hours....again...and again...and.... " A couple of weeks ago a few guys were talking about Cialis (sp) on the ride to altitude and in my best commercial voice I said, "and if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, call your doctor immediatley". This chick sitting by the door looks up and says "fck the doctor, if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, call me"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #29 February 14, 2008 QuoteSo it's been a while for me. What is a while?"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #30 February 14, 2008 I can totally understand where you are coming from only because Cora and I have been to where you live. The boys there are clueless. You can basically be throwing yourself at them and they still wouldn't understand what you want. Sorry for your luck. It'll get better eventually. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #31 February 14, 2008 Kickboxing or yoga or hip hop abs. You can get tapes and workout at home. Get all your energy and frustration out, and then go play with a BOB. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #32 February 14, 2008 Ok, this thread title is driving me nuts, so I have to say... I think what you mean is substitutions for getting any sex. If you want substitutions for not getting any sex, well that's easy... just try not getting anything else that you enjoy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #33 February 14, 2008 whats bob for anyway? battery-operated-boy? help a cluesless guy here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #34 February 14, 2008 Many kittens died and puppies created while writing these posts..... Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #35 February 14, 2008 Quote whats bob for anyway? battery-operated-boy? help a cluesless guy here.. Yeah, you pretty much nailed it... Battery-Operated-Boyfriend. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #36 February 14, 2008 so, that leaves one question: since it seems BOB's are socially acceptable for girls, how 'bout 'em artifical vaginas for guys? i've heard they felt quite natural.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #37 February 14, 2008 I thought that's what the left hand was for. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #38 February 14, 2008 how do you know i'm a lefty!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #39 February 14, 2008 Quote Get all your energy and frustration out, and then go play with a BOB. Just be careful changing the Batteries. I hate those 3:00am emergency phone calls from a Hottie saying.. "I Think I broke it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #40 February 14, 2008 Tomato in the microwave don't put it in for longer than 5 seconds thoughDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #41 February 14, 2008 Quote Tomato in the microwave don't put it in for longer than 5 seconds though now thats what i call a handy man!!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
