Salted Pistachios

[Andy_Copland 0]

Whats the correct way to eat these tasty little fuckers?

Personally i like to suck the shells dry of the salt before throwing them away... I was told i was disgusting for doing that? Bollocks i know others do it.

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[lawrocket 3]

Open the pistachi. Eat the fuzzy little piece of connective stuff. Eat the pistachio.

Suck the salt from the shells if you wish. Otherwise, save the shells.

Use as kindling for a fireplace. They are brilliant for that.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Andy_Copland 0]

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Use as kindling for a fireplace. They are brilliant for that.

Let me get the notebook, pistoachios for a dz fire. I bet they make a pleasent crack.

Although the fuzzy connective stuff is too dry for me.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[shermanator 4]

so, what you are saying is.. you like to suck on things that give you a salty taste in your mouth?

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[lawrocket 3]

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Although the fuzzy connective stuff is too dry for me.

It's high in fiber - it'll irritate the shit outta ya.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Andy_Copland 0]

Before i wrote it i said to myself "who will be the first person to make a homosexual joke" and Turtle popped into my head. But ya beat him to it.

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[shermanator 4]

I'll take that as a compliment?

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[DangerRoo 0]

mmmmm Pistachios are very good!!
( I know I'm going to hear about it for this one but..)

put the whole thing in your mouth, suck the salt off, use your to tongue and teeth to crack it open...kinda like sunflower seeds, spit out the shell and eat the good stuff

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[Andy_Copland 0]

Thats exactly how i do it. Im sure i'll get more "shit" than you about it

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Thats exactly how i do it. Im sure i'll get more "shit" than you about it

No TEETH!

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[DangerRoo 0]

its a pistachio turtle!

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[Andy_Copland 0]

I'll use my turtle beak

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[jimmytavino 16]

my personal evolution of pistachio eating...

... put a nickel into a bubble gum like machine and get 6 or 7 Red pistachios. break one open, eat it, use half of the shell as a tool to crack open the rest,,, get "red " all over my fingers, dig in my pocket for another nickel

.....realize that red P nuts are available at the market, in a box , like the boxes of candy at the movies, also red. less than a dollar..( share them with my brothers,,,or my little sister, if they asked nicely.ZENOBIA.. was my favorite brand...Red fingers would betray my indulgence, to the rest of the world...

..... Joyfully learn that the local Ice cream store,, ( CARVEL ) makes a Pistachio Thick shake...!!... green, cold, smooth, goooood... mmmmm. have one at least once a week...
no RED stained fingers...

.....learn the hard way... that SOME P Nuts were NOT salted....... ( what a harsh reality for a teenager) remember thereafter to ONLY buy salted ones...

.....Find out , to my delight that PLAIN pistachios, are available,,, ( realize only then,,, that red ones, do NOT grow that way...)
Double Up on my purchases.....No tell tale evidence of my increased consumption rate..

......begin to find salted, non red P nuts at the local Bulk Food section of the grocery...Realize that I COULD buy 15 POUNDS !!!! of them ,,, anytime I want.....ANY time...24/7...
revel, in the joy of that notion...

..... begin to use a technique, by which I crack open a nut, but do not eat it right away,,,instead continue to crack them open, discarding the shells, and building up a little pile of the 'meats', until i have maybe 30 or 40 of them. Pick off all the little debris, and clean up the assembled pile..... Stuff an entire Handful into my mouth,,,at once,,, grin widely...

.....Go to a store and find that my " multiple nuts at a time " approach, has been ordained, by the fact that i see a whole JAR, full of nuts only, with NO shells,,, pre cracked and ready to go...Buy a couple of jars...

.. Forego putting a bunch of them in the palm of my hand, and then eating them ,,, by pouring them directly from the jar into my mouth,,,,hahahahah....and savoring them... no shells, no red, no muss no fuss.....

Now if only someone would invent Pistachio Nut Butter, to go with my PB&J,,,, they could put Peter Pan, outta business!!!!!

" At Ease men, Crack 'em if ya' got 'em"...

jimmy

[warpedskydiver 0]

Chew up the shells and all, eat them that way, lots of fiber, and it checks you for hemmaroids at the same time.

Chase that down with some habanero sauce.

[pinkfairy 0]

That's just one of the correct ways of eating pistachios.

It's not disgusting to suck the shells.

Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet.

I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you?

[lilDevil 2]

I do it, but does make your lips go all funny after a while huh.

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