chants

[happythoughts 0]

Invaluable stuff to know...

If you have been on a plane with some Muff Brothers,
then you've probably heard this one.

One of the oldest is a takeoff of "blue skies, black death". Skydivers like to be a little arrogant about death. A little smirking bravado. Black death is a recognition of the facts, but a little negative.

So, we use "Blue skies, black crotchless underwear".
Far more popular, don't you think?
It's a "chant/response" type thing.

c- "Blue Skies..."
r- "black crotchless underwear"

c- "Are you ready to..."
r- "Eat, f-, skydive..."

c- "Who with?"
r- "everybody"

c- "but especially?..."
r- "the Muff Brothers..."

c- "and?..."
r- "the sheep... baa...baa...baa"

Improvise some new stuff, it's all about fun.

However, try to be a good neighbor.
Coordinate with the video person, so they are not trying to interview the tandem passenger.

The video may be shown at their parents house.
Video people recognize this and have to re-record because of various f-bombs and adult humor.

[Gawain 0]

Not that I don't mind seeing this here...kind of refreshing in way, but why post this in Speakers Corner?

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[happythoughts 0]

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Not that I don't mind seeing this here...kind of refreshing in way, but why post this in Speakers Corner?

I wasn't paying any attention to what I was doing.

See? A simple explanation.

[Rdutch 0]

I always loved the CREW, "Lets hear it for the Tandems" , " Fuck the tandems!"
"Can I get a safety check" , " Dont Die!"
"Im scared" , " Please god dont let me be the one that fucks this up!"

Ray
Small and fast what every girl dreams of!

[raftman 12]

I believe it's "Don't Fucking Die".

[marcandalysse 0]

how about...
"even if you get as good as happythoughts....
YOU'LL STILL SUCK!"

"The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton