happythoughts 0 #1 February 22, 2008 I dropped a box in the mail yesterday. "Packed by..." "shipper" Person behind counter, "Where will this go?" "Australia." "What are the contents?" "Some earmuffs, cards, and stickers." Other customer, "So, this time of year, it must be winter down there." Counter, "No, it's winter here, so it's summer there." "Oh, then they must be hard to get there in the summer." (Of course, then that realization begs the question, "Then why is he sending them?") Hopefully, they spent the rest of the afternoon figuring out why I am sending earmuffs to Oz, or why I have them in Florida to begin with. The explanation would have been worse than not knowing. Perhaps I should have sent a vibrator, just in case they put the box through x-ray. "Yes, we do have your package... and a few questions that are really none of our business..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 February 22, 2008 I guy I knew wanted to make a nice Halloween jump photo dressed up like a witch riding a broom. So he went to the dept store to find a cheap, disposable broom that looked like the type of broom witches are usually depicted riding. He found a good candidate and took it up to the register. Clerk: "This looks like a pretty chintzy brrom." Him: "That's OK; It will fly." Then he left with no further explanation, leaving a very puzzled-looking clerk. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 February 22, 2008 Quote I dropped a box in the mail yesterday. Perhaps I should have sent a vibrator, just in case they put the box through x-ray. "Yes, we do have your package... and a few questions that are really none of our business..." you should have sent some talc in a baggy, it would be great o hear Chris explain why she spent 6 hours at the police station :You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #4 February 22, 2008 Quote I dropped a box in the mail yesterday. "Packed by..." "shipper" Person behind counter, "Where will this go?" "Australia." "What are the contents?" "Some earmuffs, cards, and stickers." Other customer, "So, this time of year, it must be winter down there." Counter, "No, it's winter here, so it's summer there." "Oh, then they must be hard to get there in the summer." (Of course, then that realization begs the question, "Then why is he sending them?") Hopefully, they spent the rest of the afternoon figuring out why I am sending earmuffs to Oz, or why I have them in Florida to begin with. The explanation would have been worse than not knowing. HEY! Are you giving away the 'muffs I sent you?! Nice to see you recycle! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 February 22, 2008 Quote HEY! Are you giving away the 'muffs I sent you?! Nice to see you recycle! Nope. Yours are especially attractive. I was amazed at the sparkles and some of the color schemes. We keep them in the trailer and bust them out for special occasions. In fact, we used a pair when Rabbit and I docked on his sons tandem recently. I got these on a trip to North Carolina around Christmas. The clerk at Walmart was pretty surprised when I bought 25 pairs. (You have to get them when you can, if you live in Florida.) My friend's explanation of their use didn't make things any clearer. "They're for his skydiving buddies." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #6 February 22, 2008 LOL! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #7 February 22, 2008 Quote Quote HEY! Are you giving away the 'muffs I sent you?! Nice to see you recycle! Nope. Yours are especially attractive. I was amazed at the sparkles and some of the color schemes. We keep them in the trailer and bust them out for special occasions. Aw, shucks! Thanks. They were picked out especially for those special occasions. Okay, they were all they had! Quote In fact, we used a pair when Rabbit and I docked on his sons tandem recently. COOL! Quote I got these on a trip to North Carolina around Christmas. The clerk at Walmart was pretty surprised when I bought 25 pairs. (You have to get them when you can, if you live in Florida.) My friend's explanation of their use didn't make things any clearer. "They're for his skydiving buddies." Hehehe! Gotta have fun with the Wally-world clerks! If there are anymore in the stores here, I'll try and grab some for you. You can never have too many muffs! 'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #8 February 23, 2008 I would love to be a fly on the wall when they go through parcel exray. Thanks Bill Muffs away :-)``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #9 February 23, 2008 Ohhhhhhh the thaught of spending 6 hours witha bunch of men in UNIFORM yum yum hehe``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 February 23, 2008 Quote Ohhhhhhh the thaught of spending 6 hours witha bunch of men in UNIFORM yum yum hehe CAVITY search Big Bertha will perform that thoughYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #11 February 23, 2008 The way my luck has been going !!!!!!``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 February 23, 2008 Quote Ohhhhhhh the thaught of spending 6 hours witha bunch of men in UNIFORM yum yum hehe "You call THAT a search? Get back in here!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
