airtwardo 7 #401 April 30, 2006 The last thing a cat sees when ya stick it in a blender! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #402 April 30, 2006 "Look Ma, NO BRAINS!" The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #403 April 30, 2006 "Hey Doc....I got this rash" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #404 April 30, 2006 QuoteQuote Hey Y'all, where's the casting couch for BrokeBack II? - Dude, that was so three posts ago. Quote a·nal adj. Of, relating to, or near the anus. Psychology. Of or relating to the second stage of psychosexual development in psychoanalytic theory, roughly from ages one to three, during which gratification is derived from sensations associated with the anus and defecation. The anal stage is preceded by the oral stage and followed by the phallic stage. Indicating personality traits that originated during toilet training and are distinguished as anal-expulsive or anal-retentive. Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #405 April 30, 2006 When animal crackers attack!!!Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sd-slider 0 #406 April 30, 2006 And now, the opening act for the 2006 Rainbow Boogie! -Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #407 April 30, 2006 Animal crackers in my soup...lions and tigers loop de loop...... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #408 April 30, 2006 (With apologies to Frank Zappa) "Titties and BEER....Titties and BEER!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #409 April 30, 2006 Which came first? The skydiver? Or the airplane? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #410 April 30, 2006 QuoteWhich came first? The skydiver? Or the airplane? Bobbi *** You mean...Which skydiver 'came' in the airplane? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #411 April 30, 2006 Now see...I didn't need to know that!! OBTW... Lets play follow the leader...you first! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #412 April 30, 2006 Getting a 'Wind Wedgie'!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #413 April 30, 2006 This is my mind on drugs... look at all the pretty colorsThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #414 April 30, 2006 Who is that behind those Foster Grants?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #415 April 30, 2006 Just take the fucking picture already!!!! My face hurts from smiling so much!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #416 April 30, 2006 Is that a bottle of tequila or are you just happy to see me?The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #417 April 30, 2006 QuoteIs that a bottle of tequila or are you just happy to see me? not one to kick a dead horse... (well ok... maybe... ) but: "Is that a bottle of tequila or are you just happy to see me?"Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #418 April 30, 2006 I seeee youuuuuuThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #419 April 30, 2006 I met the nicest buddy named BOB.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #420 May 1, 2006 My first name is soda... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites groundrush134 0 #421 May 1, 2006 "5 dolla you pay now" ~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #422 May 1, 2006 When I grow up I want to be the Marlboro ManThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites groundrush134 0 #423 May 1, 2006 "Hi..... I am the national spokesman for comb overs!"~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites leroydb 0 #424 May 1, 2006 anyone seen my horse?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ROK 0 #425 May 1, 2006 Quotethis bike is bitchin......wish I knew how to drive it The "Thinker" can't touch this... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 Next Page 17 of 26 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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Icon134 0 #405 April 30, 2006 When animal crackers attack!!!Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #406 April 30, 2006 And now, the opening act for the 2006 Rainbow Boogie! -Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #407 April 30, 2006 Animal crackers in my soup...lions and tigers loop de loop...... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #408 April 30, 2006 (With apologies to Frank Zappa) "Titties and BEER....Titties and BEER!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #409 April 30, 2006 Which came first? The skydiver? Or the airplane? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #410 April 30, 2006 QuoteWhich came first? The skydiver? Or the airplane? Bobbi *** You mean...Which skydiver 'came' in the airplane? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #411 April 30, 2006 Now see...I didn't need to know that!! OBTW... Lets play follow the leader...you first! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #412 April 30, 2006 Getting a 'Wind Wedgie'!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #413 April 30, 2006 This is my mind on drugs... look at all the pretty colorsThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #414 April 30, 2006 Who is that behind those Foster Grants?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #415 April 30, 2006 Just take the fucking picture already!!!! My face hurts from smiling so much!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #416 April 30, 2006 Is that a bottle of tequila or are you just happy to see me?The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #417 April 30, 2006 QuoteIs that a bottle of tequila or are you just happy to see me? not one to kick a dead horse... (well ok... maybe... ) but: "Is that a bottle of tequila or are you just happy to see me?"Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #418 April 30, 2006 I seeee youuuuuuThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #419 April 30, 2006 I met the nicest buddy named BOB.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #420 May 1, 2006 My first name is soda... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #421 May 1, 2006 "5 dolla you pay now" ~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #422 May 1, 2006 When I grow up I want to be the Marlboro ManThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #423 May 1, 2006 "Hi..... I am the national spokesman for comb overs!"~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #424 May 1, 2006 anyone seen my horse?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROK 0 #425 May 1, 2006 Quotethis bike is bitchin......wish I knew how to drive it The "Thinker" can't touch this... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites