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I think a video camera in the kitchen would be in order:

Woman: "Want a beer?"

Guest: "Sure!"

Woman: "It's in the frig; Just help yourself!"
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I think a video camera in the kitchen would be in order:

Woman: "Want a beer?"

Guest: "Sure!"

Woman: "It's in the frig; Just help yourself!"



:o:D:D:D
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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I think a video camera in the kitchen would be in order:

Woman: "Want a beer?"

Guest: "Sure!"

Woman: "It's in the frig; Just help yourself!"


It's right behind that one turtle with his leg caught in the shelf... He won't mind if you bump his shell.

:o:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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THAT is a wonderful woman.
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You fucked her didn't ya?
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Yes



Kinda like this?



ahw sunny you said you quit playing with the dolls and fantisys...I know, some habits are hard to break :P
(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

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ahw sunny you said you quit playing with the dolls and fantisys...I know, some habits are hard to break



i was extremely bored at work today and i have tons of toys on my desk. My entertainment was putting my toys in sexual positions and taking pictures. :)

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:D:D:D

ya I gotcha, today is sllooooww for me too. whish I had toys at work :o:$:D:D



Wouldn't the buzzing noise disturb your co-workers? :)


no but the outburst of satisfation might. :P


"I'll have what she's having"
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
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:D:D:D

ya I gotcha, today is sllooooww for me too. whish I had toys at work :o:$:D:D



Wouldn't the buzzing noise disturb your co-workers? :)


no but the outburst of satisfation might. :P


"I'll have what she's having"


You can't have Turtle.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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