Twoply 0 #1 February 27, 2008 I dont like phones or phonecalls. I dont like talking on phones. I detest hearing people talk to other people on phones. I especially hate it when I've had to shit all day because the port-a-jons at work are freaking nasty, and I do the tippy-toe dance all the drive home, rush in the house leaving the truck running and doors open, just get my trousers down in time and the fucking phone starts ringing over and over. Why does that piss me off so badly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 February 27, 2008 Quote I dont like phones or phonecalls. I dont like talking on phones. I detest hearing people talk to other people on phones. I especially hate it when I've had to shit all day because the port-a-jons at work are freaking nasty, and I do the tippy-toe dance all the drive home, rush in the house leaving the truck running and doors open, just get my trousers down in time and the fucking phone starts ringing over and over. Why does that piss me off so badly? Why not pop your ear drums and become deaf like me? Trust me, you'll never have that problem again! Of course, that opens up a whole new set of problems... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #3 February 27, 2008 I don't like talking on the phone either. Send me a text. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #4 February 27, 2008 Get over the poo thing. Phones? Whatever. So long as you're not late for dinner. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #5 February 27, 2008 I don't like listening to some people talk on the phone, I know it is petty but I find it hard to shake sometimes. A co-worker has the most annoying sounding phone conversations. After every since word the other person must be saying she goes... uhhh-huh uhhuh uhuh. It is every 5 seconds like that until she hangs up the phone! "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #6 February 27, 2008 Yep, you need help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 February 27, 2008 What's your number? I'll call you and we can discuss it at greater length. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #8 February 27, 2008 I'm on the phone 65% of my day because of my job. The last thing I want to do when I get home is take phone calls from friends/family/booty calls/whoever. I have told people numerous times if you want to get a hold of me, send me a text message. I'd much rather READ than to talk. I'm with ya. I hate phones. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 February 27, 2008 Quote send me a text message. I'd much rather READ than to talk. I'm with ya. I hate phones. How YOU doin'? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #10 February 27, 2008 Quote I especially hate it when I've had to shit all day because the port-a-jons at work are freaking nasty, What do you do at boogies? Elvisio "they're like the metal box in Bridge Over the River Qwai" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #11 February 27, 2008 I'm with you. I hate talking on the phone and I hate hearing them ring. Maybe it came from my ex calling me 25 times a day just to rag me or leave very nasty messages. I used to just let the machine take and record them so if I ever ended up in court with her I could just say "Here, listen to this psyco bitch from hell." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piratemike 0 #12 February 27, 2008 QuoteI dont like phones or phonecalls. I dont like talking on phones. I detest hearing people talk to other people on phones. I especially hate it when I've had to shit all day because the port-a-jons at work are freaking nasty, and I do the tippy-toe dance all the drive home, rush in the house leaving the truck running and doors open, just get my trousers down in time and the fucking phone starts ringing over and over. Why does that piss me off so badly? You know, I don't like phones a lot either. You could simply stop answering them so much. I did. I changed my voice greeting to say. "I don't check these messages. Please don't leave one. Send a text or email if you would like to comminucate with me" I know it is a bit anti social, but my life feels simpler since I've mostly gave up the phone. I lowered my cell plan from 1000 min/month to 300 min/month, and I haven't gone over it yet. I still pick up the phone when family, the GF, or most fellow jumpers call. It's made doing taxes much nicer as my tax person stopped calling me every 3 hours for more information. I can do a mass reply every day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
