happythoughts 0 #1 February 28, 2008 Whew! A while back, a male tennis player (in his 50s) played the reigning womens player (in her 20s) in an over-hyped tongue-in-cheek game. She mopped up the court with him. I got my racquet re-strung last week and I've been playing a little. I really respect that guy now. Just hitting was a chore, but I don't remember all that running. When I was younger, I must have been a better player, because the other person must have been doing all the exercise part. Groan... all my parts ache. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 February 28, 2008 Quote Whew! A while back, a male tennis player (in his 50s) played the reigning womens player (in her 20s) in an over-hyped tongue-in-cheek game. She mopped up the court with him. I got my racquet re-strung last week and I've been playing a little. I really respect that guy now. Just hitting was a chore, but I don't remember all that running. When I was younger, I must have been a better player, because the other person must have been doing all the exercise part. Groan... all my parts ache. you do look a little like Billy Jean KingYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 February 28, 2008 Tennis is no joke, i used to think this guy was a complete homo at my school as he was serious about it. Then we had it for PE and he beat the shit out of everyone because of his stamina. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 February 28, 2008 Quote you do look a little like Billy Jean King At this point, I need more of her muscles. Those guys were masters of marketing. I think that the WWF wrestling guys got their ideas from that game. I don't know how he did it though. Even though he was a career tennis pro, being 20 years older is a definite problem. As torn up as I am, I must need the exercise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 February 28, 2008 Quote Tennis is no joke, i used to think this guy was a complete homo at my school as he was serious about it. Then we had it for PE and he beat the shit out of everyone because of his stamina. In college, I beat everyone in our intramurals. I don't think that I ran that much because I could hit hard and place it. I also did construction work to pay for college, so I was in far better shape than my sit-behind-a-desk self now. I could run if need be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #6 February 28, 2008 YEah, I just bought my partner and myself a couple of tennis racquets yesterday. I use to play club tennis growing up every saturda and coachin twice a week when it was not rugby season. I tell you something, I am not looking forward to playing this saturday. it has been about 15 years since i held a tennis racquet and i doubt i could even jog around the court just ONCE! Are you allowed to smoke on the side of the tennis courts? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 February 28, 2008 Quote Groan... all my parts ache. Need some massages and kisses? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 February 28, 2008 Quote it has been about 15 years since i held a tennis racquet and i doubt i could even jog around the court just ONCE! Are you allowed to smoke on the side of the tennis courts? Well, my first piece of advice is to watch your favorite hour long tv show. During every commercial, stretch your knees. Next, lose the first two games drastically by hitting every shot so that the other person gets to the ball, but runs 12-14 miles per point. Last, every 3rd game, you are allowed to stop and drink a beer. It's a rule. If anyone questions, that rule, tell them that you won't play with cheaters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 February 28, 2008 Quote Quote Groan... all my parts ache. Need some massages and kisses? Yes. I think that two things have been missing in my life and I just realized it. One is incredibly sore parts. The other is the solution to that soreness. If you email me a massage, I will open it immediately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #10 February 28, 2008 can just picture you in lil white tennis shorts Bill lmao``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #11 February 28, 2008 Quote can just picture you in lil white tennis shorts Bill lmao Funny, I pictured him in a lil white skirt, and a massive sports bra. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #12 February 28, 2008 Oh you a bad boy Rev ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #13 February 28, 2008 Quote Oh you a bad boy Rev Uh huh, uh huh It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #14 February 28, 2008 So, if you have tennis balls, do they make a funny noise when you walk?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 February 28, 2008 Quote Quote you do look a little like Billy Jean King At this point, I need more of her muscles. Shouldn't you be asking for her balls instead?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #16 February 28, 2008 Quote Are you allowed to smoke on the side of the tennis courts? Why would you go to the side? You only need one hand to hold your racquet, and the other to flick your ash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 February 28, 2008 Quote Quote Are you allowed to smoke on the side of the tennis courts? Why would you go to the side? You only need one hand to hold your racquet, and the other to flick your ash. Better outside on a tennis court than in a racquetball court a-la John Candy. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 February 28, 2008 Quote Quote can just picture you in lil white tennis shorts Bill lmao Funny, I pictured him in a lil white skirt, and a massive sports bra. Everyone has dreams. It's the lace on the undies that makes the ensemble so stunning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #19 February 28, 2008 Quote Quote Quote can just picture you in lil white tennis shorts Bill lmao Funny, I pictured him in a lil white skirt, and a massive sports bra. Everyone has dreams. It's the lace on the undies that makes the ensemble so stunning. Aslong as they're pink it's all good.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 February 28, 2008 Quote Aslong as they're pink it's all good. Some outfits only look good in the catalog. Some are timeless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 February 28, 2008 QuoteAslong as they're pink it's all good. i like pink. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 February 28, 2008 QuoteQuoteAslong as they're pink it's all good. i like pink. And purple, iirc...It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
