futuredivot 0 #1 February 26, 2008 He kept sending me text updates last night as he went through the quarter and semi finals. His last message didn't come through but I figure that he was in the finals then. And I didn't even know that they held the All Male Fellatio Championship Series in TexasYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #2 February 26, 2008 hahah ya I kept getting those text too, the final one was a nice plaque Congrats turtle!!! (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #3 February 26, 2008 Yeah, I woke up to that text this morning! Congrats!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 February 26, 2008 Quote Yeah, I woke up to that text this morning! Congrats!!! Yeah - I just hit "ALL" in the old phone book. J/k.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #5 February 26, 2008 Quote He kept sending me text updates last night as he went through the quarter and semi finals. His last message didn't come through but I figure that he was in the finals then. And I didn't even know that they held the All Male Fellatio Championship Series in Texas congrats turtle - the finals in fellatio....who would have thought??? So tell me, are you the giver or receiver?DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 February 26, 2008 Quote Quote He kept sending me text updates last night as he went through the quarter and semi finals. His last message didn't come through but I figure that he was in the finals then. And I didn't even know that they held the All Male Fellatio Championship Series in Texas congrats turtle - the finals in fellatio....who would have thought??? So tell me, are you the giver or receiver? Pitcher. . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 February 26, 2008 Fucker didn't text me. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #8 February 26, 2008 Quote Fucker didn't text me. owwwwhhh turtles in trouble!!!! get em' hahah he would love a good spankin (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 February 26, 2008 Quote Fucker didn't text me. Ummm - Yeah - I have the wrong number in my phone then . . . i copied it from the last time - I thought - but - Did you disconnect your cell?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 February 26, 2008 Quote Quote Fucker didn't text me. Ummm - Yeah - I have the wrong number in my phone then . . . i copied it from the last time - I thought - but - Did you disconnect your cell? Nope...it's the same number as the last time you failed to text me. 253-Eat-Shit-Turtle. NOT happy! Angry face is no-good. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #11 February 27, 2008 Quote Fucker didn't text me. He didn't text me either! I guess he's moved on to younger gals, and thrown the old ones out May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 February 27, 2008 Quote Quote Fucker didn't text me. He didn't text me either! I guess he's moved on to younger gals, and thrown the old ones out He's missing out! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 February 27, 2008 Quote He didn't text me either! I guess he's moved on to younger gals, and thrown the old ones out He was txting shane...he's moved on to middle aged men. I always knew there was something wrong with that boy... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #14 February 27, 2008 I hear there were some pretty tough chicks he was up against.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 February 27, 2008 I guess nobody strokes a stick and manipulates balls like turtleYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 February 27, 2008 Quote I guess nobody strokes a stick and manipulates balls like turtle Hrm...it finally makes sense now... And fuck you divot...i got a brand new shiney garbage bag and i didn't get a congrats thread. I see who you like better... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 February 27, 2008 Quote Quote Yeah, I woke up to that text this morning! Congrats!!! Yeah - I just hit "ALL" in the old phone book. J/k. Ah. NO. You didn't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 February 27, 2008 Quote Quote Fucker didn't text me. He didn't text me either! I guess he's moved on to younger gals, and thrown the old ones out It actually does help to return a phone call now and again. That way I know the number is still good.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 February 27, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Yeah, I woke up to that text this morning! Congrats!!! Yeah - I just hit "ALL" in the old phone book. J/k. Ah. NO. You didn't. Yes I did . . then I deleted all the ones that I like . . . so they didn't get the text at 2AM.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #20 February 27, 2008 nice of ya (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 February 27, 2008 Quote nice of ya I was being thoughtful.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #22 February 27, 2008 So, did the other competitors complain when instead of grabbing the chalk and talc, you spit on the tip and reached for the KY?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 February 27, 2008 QuoteI was being thoughtful. When did hell freeze over? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 February 28, 2008 QuoteQuoteI was being thoughtful. When did hell freeze over? Monday evening - right as I won.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #25 February 28, 2008 Quote So, did the other competitors complain when instead of grabbing the chalk and talc, you spit on the tip and reached for the KY? no he is a regular there, they know what to expect by now (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites