skybytch 273 #1 March 6, 2008 There's a new discipline in skydiving! It's great, you don't have to have any knowledge or experience in the discipline to get full enjoyment from it. And it's ecologically friendly, cuz you don't even have to get on an airplane to participate. It's called "argunauti." Be warned though! Practitioners prefer to be referred to as "argunauts," not as "users of bad rhetoric," and they do sometimes bite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #2 March 6, 2008 As part of this new discipline thing do argunauts give spankings. Perhaps it should be called arguenaughties.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 March 6, 2008 Quote As part of this new discipline thing do argunauts give spankings. No. Instead they'll spend several days telling you over and over and over why it's better for you that you don't get spanked and that you are wrong for wanting to be spanked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #4 March 6, 2008 Quote No. Instead they'll spend several days telling you over and over and over why it's better for you that you don't get spanked and that you are wrong for wanting to be spanked. Well I'm OK with that. If they would rather be the spankee I guess they could talk me into being the spanker.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #5 March 6, 2008 Quote Quote As part of this new discipline thing do argunauts give spankings. No. Instead they'll spend several days telling you over and over and over why it's better for you that you don't get spanked and that you are wrong for wanting to be spanked. Yes, but do you have to spank or be spanked at a 45 degree angle? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 March 6, 2008 Quote Quote Quote As part of this new discipline thing do argunauts give spankings. No. Instead they'll spend several days telling you over and over and over why it's better for you that you don't get spanked and that you are wrong for wanting to be spanked. Yes, but do you have to spank or be spanked at a 45 degree angle? It's well know that spanking or being spanked at a 45 degree angle creates aerodynamic lift around the buttocks and hand and makes the spanking experience more effective and enjoyable than vertical or horizontal spanking.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 March 6, 2008 QuoteThere's a new discipline in skydiving! It's great, you don't have to have any knowledge or experience in the discipline to get full enjoyment from it. And it's ecologically friendly, cuz you don't even have to get on an airplane to participate. It's called "argunauti." Be warned though! Practitioners prefer to be referred to as "argunauts," not as "users of bad rhetoric," and they do sometimes bite. There is a Pirate version of that - I have seen them practicing in the Caribbean. They call it AArrrrgunauti there.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 March 6, 2008 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 March 6, 2008 It's not a new discipline and has in fact been around for years. It's nothing more that a new angle on clique-chat-vibing a freeform discussion with a complex entry mechanism where outsiders are mostly ignored and then ridiculed by in-jokes and poor grammar. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #10 March 6, 2008 Quote There is a Pirate version of that - I have sen them practicing in the Caribbean. They call it AArrrrgunauti thre. I heard that they have been doing this since 2000 and that the father of AAArrrrrgunauti is JP Furnari. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #11 March 6, 2008 I'm not gonna live this down, am I? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 March 6, 2008 Quote I'm not gonna live this down, am I? Not until we're all dead and gone, JP...or you bribe us off with , one... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #13 March 6, 2008 Quote I'm not gonna live this down, am I? I'm sorry JP I just couldn't resist when I saw the direction this thread was taking.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #14 March 6, 2008 Quote I'm not gonna live this down, am I? Not if I can prevent it.BTW I see the Wikipedia page has been updated today.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmonauti"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 March 6, 2008 Quote Quote I'm not gonna live this down, am I? Not if I can prevent it.BTW I see the Wikipedia page has been updated today. You should post a link.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #16 March 6, 2008 Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #17 March 6, 2008 OHMIGOD that is fucking hilarious!!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 March 6, 2008 I just FOOCL! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 March 6, 2008 Quote Quote I'm not gonna live this down, am I? Not if I can prevent it.BTW I see the Wikipedia page has been updated today.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmonauti I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #20 March 6, 2008 ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #21 March 6, 2008 Quote I just FOOCL! Who the fuck are you? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
