sweet revenge on MANKIND :-)

[lilDevil 2]

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice.



She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and Yelled,

"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"



As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES!

YES! I WON, I WON!"



She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.



The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.



Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"



The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."



MORAL OF THE STORY -



Not all Irish are stupid and not all Blondes are Dumb, But all Men are Men ..

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[cocheese 0]

But Boss, she was naked. Please don't fire me. I was just being a man. Couldn't help it. She was hot. Let's go check the security cam.

[BillyVance 35]

I didn't want to hog all the postings, so... but that there was funny!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[skysprite 0]

~skysprite

[happythoughts 0]

NSFW bank robbers

[Squeak 17]

Dont they have Female Pit Bosses

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Lindercles 0]

I'm still trying to figure out how this is revenge on mankind.

[Baksteen 84]

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Not all Irish are stupid

Having lived in Northern ireland for nine months I have no problems agreeing with you there.

They DO like their spuds though.

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom