Anyone know where..

[Thanatos340 1]

I left my sense of Humor?? It has been missing for a while and I really miss it.

It is kind of an Odd shape, Occasionally sharp edges, not very clean (Actually rather filthy if the truth be told) and generally the low brow model.

Last I saw it; it was keeping my Mind company in the Gutter. Those two usually hung out there a lot. That was several weeks ago and I haven’t seen it since.

I am prepared to offer a reward for its safe return. Thank you.

[Icon134 0]

I saw it the other day...

I kicked it a few times and went on my merry way...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[BillyVance 35]

I think it went to rec.skydiving

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[DangerRoo 0]

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I left my sense of Humor?? It has been missing for a while and I really miss it.

It is kind of an Odd shape, Occasionally sharp edges, not very clean (Actually rather filthy if the truth be told) and generally the low brow model.

Last I saw it; it was keeping my Mind company in the Gutter. Those two usually hung out there a lot. That was several weeks ago and I haven’t seen it since.

I am prepared to offer a reward for its safe return. Thank you.

oh that, ya I know where it is..... so do I get the sammich and beer for the return of it?

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[Thanatos340 1]

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oh that, ya I know where it is..... so do I get the sammich and beer for the return of it?

See.. This is normally where I would respond with something slightly (OK.. VERY Slightly) Humorous and most definitely off-color.. However in light of the fact that I am still missing my sense of Humor, all I can say is..

Yes. What kind of sandwich would you like?

[chaoskitty 0]

Its in my pants.

[DangerRoo 0]

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oh that, ya I know where it is..... so do I get the sammich and beer for the return of it?

See.. This is normally where I would respond with something slightly (OK.. VERY Slightly) Humorous and most definitely off-color.. However in light of the fact that I am still missing my sense of Humor, all I can say is..

Yes. What kind of sandwich would you like?

awh, I really thought you would let me have it on that one. ....so I'll take what ever you make. hahah

ok I'll be sending you, your humor back asap, I miss your smart ass

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[Thanatos340 1]

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Its in my pants.

No wonder it left me. I would ask for it back but I strongly suspect it is much happier where it is.

I hope it amuses you as much as it used to amuse me.

[chaoskitty 0]

You sound like you need a steamroller. Or a kitty crack margarita.

[RevJim 0]

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Do you want me to do the thing where I raise my hands over my head and jump up and down?

OK, I don't care what J says here that might discourage this due to his missing humor, so I'll speak up.

Yes, Please.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[DangerRoo 0]

you made a good point

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[Thanatos340 1]

Lets see..
A Steamroller, Followed by a Kitty Crack Margarita and then you doing that thing where raise your hands and jump up and down??

Not sure that would return my sense of Humor but It would make forget I lost it for a while. What time should I be there and which one of us is cooking dinner?

[PLFKING 4]

Here's a nickel......go buy another one.

Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[Thanatos340 1]

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Here's a nickel......go buy another one.

Do I get to keep the change?

[Shotgun 1]

I read on wikipedia that electroshock therapy can bring your sense of humor back. And I'd be happy to help you with that.

[micduran 0]

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What time should I be there and which one of us is cooking dinner?

I'll make dessert if it will help. I miss you and your sense of humor.

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[madhatter 0]

Uhm...OK, so when last you saw it it was hanging out with your mind... Did you lose your mind too, or is it back & claiming innocence regarding this whole unsavoury matter?

I know! Get your hands on that Dodge you posted about - guaranteed smiley face

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
D.S # 125

[Jewels 0]

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I read on wikipedia that electroshock therapy can bring your sense of humor back. And I'd be happy to help you with that.

Hmmmm. Does maniacal laughter really count as a sense of humor??? I can't imagine shock therapy being amusing in any sense of the word!

TPM Sister #102

[futuredivot 0]

I can think of a ton of people that could make me laugh by being shocked

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[marks 0]

I have taken it hostage.

I am bringing it with me to the five spot in little 5 points tonight.

I suggest you come by and get it or you will never see it again..

7 oclock.

[Thanatos340 1]

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can't imagine shock therapy being amusing in any sense of the word!

Ummm.. Look up E-Stim.

NSFW

Disclaimer: While the above link may have real SHOCK value, It is posted purely for educational purposes and not intended to violate the new and improved Bonfire VIBE.

[shropshire 0]

Faintly ridiculous idea (I know that it's a long shot), but did you go over to SC and see if you left it there? I mean, it would stand out like a sore thumb over there... wouldn't it?

If not try the Girlie forum..... nahhhh, complete waste of time.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[futuredivot 0]

[replyIf not try the Girlie forum...

[Thanatos340 1]

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Faintly ridiculous idea (I know that it's a long shot), but did you go over to SC and see if you left it there? I mean, it would stand out like a sore thumb over there... wouldn't it?

If not try the Girlie forum..... nahhhh, complete waste of time.

Nope, Last time it was it was seen near either of those places it was viciously attacked, castrated, set on fire and almost destroyed.

The mere mention of those places would send it cowering into the nearest corner.

[shropshire 0]

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome