DFWAJG 4 #1 July 18, 2007 thread when you need one? Seriously, I love her threads. Always positive, never bitchy, a little goofy. My favorite thread was "time for a new purse." Come on Girlfriend, come up with a good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peregrinerose 0 #2 July 18, 2007 She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #3 July 18, 2007 Hey... Do you know of any woman who was older than 52 when she started skydiving and went on to get a 'D' license (500 jumps)? BTW - I got rid of the purse that was held together with duct tape. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #4 July 18, 2007 Quote Hey... -------------------------------------------------------- It aint that easy. You got some dues to pay. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #5 July 18, 2007 Quote Hey... ***It aint that easy. You got some dues to pay. Oh geesh... What else do I need to do? Isn't starting out old in the sport and succeeding enough to get an award?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bozo 0 #6 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote Hey... ***It aint that easy. You got some dues to pay. Oh geesh... What else do I need to do? Isn't starting out old in the sport and succeeding enough to get an award? Nope...yer still a noob. Maybe if you stick around till youre 73. Then you will have earned dinosaur status. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #7 July 18, 2007 Quote She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! Hey, I never got no lap dance from Elmo... I just tickled him a little being very careful not to pull on his chest rings. I did see some hussy giving 'ol Elmo a 'reach around' though. I have half a mind to tell his wife. And poor Harold was robbed!!! He should have won! The other lady judges were just jealous because he picked me to give a foot massage to and not them. I mean come on... Belgian Chocolate, Champaign, and a massage!!! What more could you want from a Cabana Boy?... Okay, don't answer that... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #8 July 18, 2007 Quote What more could you want from a Cabana Boy?... How about a room key? Bwahhhhhhhhhh! Seriously, I'll take your homemade goodies over a cabana boy anytime! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites peregrinerose 0 #9 July 18, 2007 Elmo told me he was going to give you a lap dance too, but had a hard time seeing who he was in front of due to the way the outfit was built. I wonder who that shameless hussy was that grabbed his banana??? I have heard that Harold gives a hell of a foot rub, I've never experienced it though... you have me a bit jealous there! And "I've been mooned by Dave Dewolf" bumper stickers would be hilarious! Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #10 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! Hey, I never got no lap dance from Elmo... I just tickled him a little being very careful not to pull on his chest rings. I did see some hussy giving 'ol Elmo a 'reach around' though. I have half a mind to tell his wife. And poor Harold was robbed!!! He should have won! The other lady judges were just jealous because he picked me to give a foot massage to and not them. I mean come on... Belgian Chocolate, Champaign, and a massage!!! What more could you want from a Cabana Boy?... Okay, don't answer that... Oh, you are just being WAAAY to modest girl! Man I wish I had been there.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites keka 0 #11 July 18, 2007 Quote She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! and probably recovering from being kicked on the exit of her 1st jump ( like she said... she jumped once and landed twice!)http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #12 July 18, 2007 Quote She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! ***and probably recovering from being kicked on the exit of her 1st jump ( like she said... she jumped once and landed twice!) Yes, that was a memorable jump. I tasted blood from having bit my tongue all the way down and then the darn canopy didn't want to quit flyin.' I touched down, sprang up ten feet, then the canopy dove into the ground refusing to collapse no matter how much I pulled in a brake line. It was just a bit too windy for me. Hey, since I landed twice can I count that as two jumps? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DFWAJG 4 #13 March 9, 2008 Haven't seen her around, lately. I know she's at Kel's. But I want to see her here! Miss you, sweetie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites froglady 0 #14 March 9, 2008 There was a sighting of our beautiful Jennifer on Thursday at GG's happy skydiver night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #15 March 9, 2008 Quote Haven't seen her around, lately...But I want to see her here! Miss you, sweetie I miss her, too! 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peregrinerose 0 #2 July 18, 2007 She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #3 July 18, 2007 Hey... Do you know of any woman who was older than 52 when she started skydiving and went on to get a 'D' license (500 jumps)? BTW - I got rid of the purse that was held together with duct tape. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #4 July 18, 2007 Quote Hey... -------------------------------------------------------- It aint that easy. You got some dues to pay. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #5 July 18, 2007 Quote Hey... ***It aint that easy. You got some dues to pay. Oh geesh... What else do I need to do? Isn't starting out old in the sport and succeeding enough to get an award?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #6 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote Hey... ***It aint that easy. You got some dues to pay. Oh geesh... What else do I need to do? Isn't starting out old in the sport and succeeding enough to get an award? Nope...yer still a noob. Maybe if you stick around till youre 73. Then you will have earned dinosaur status. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #7 July 18, 2007 Quote She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! Hey, I never got no lap dance from Elmo... I just tickled him a little being very careful not to pull on his chest rings. I did see some hussy giving 'ol Elmo a 'reach around' though. I have half a mind to tell his wife. And poor Harold was robbed!!! He should have won! The other lady judges were just jealous because he picked me to give a foot massage to and not them. I mean come on... Belgian Chocolate, Champaign, and a massage!!! What more could you want from a Cabana Boy?... Okay, don't answer that... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #8 July 18, 2007 Quote What more could you want from a Cabana Boy?... How about a room key? Bwahhhhhhhhhh! Seriously, I'll take your homemade goodies over a cabana boy anytime! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #9 July 18, 2007 Elmo told me he was going to give you a lap dance too, but had a hard time seeing who he was in front of due to the way the outfit was built. I wonder who that shameless hussy was that grabbed his banana??? I have heard that Harold gives a hell of a foot rub, I've never experienced it though... you have me a bit jealous there! And "I've been mooned by Dave Dewolf" bumper stickers would be hilarious! Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #10 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! Hey, I never got no lap dance from Elmo... I just tickled him a little being very careful not to pull on his chest rings. I did see some hussy giving 'ol Elmo a 'reach around' though. I have half a mind to tell his wife. And poor Harold was robbed!!! He should have won! The other lady judges were just jealous because he picked me to give a foot massage to and not them. I mean come on... Belgian Chocolate, Champaign, and a massage!!! What more could you want from a Cabana Boy?... Okay, don't answer that... Oh, you are just being WAAAY to modest girl! Man I wish I had been there.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #11 July 18, 2007 Quote She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! and probably recovering from being kicked on the exit of her 1st jump ( like she said... she jumped once and landed twice!)http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #12 July 18, 2007 Quote She's probably recovering from the Pelt Head Boogie... she even managed to get a brief lap dance from Bondage Elmo and a foot rub out of Harold. Lucky lady!!!!! ***and probably recovering from being kicked on the exit of her 1st jump ( like she said... she jumped once and landed twice!) Yes, that was a memorable jump. I tasted blood from having bit my tongue all the way down and then the darn canopy didn't want to quit flyin.' I touched down, sprang up ten feet, then the canopy dove into the ground refusing to collapse no matter how much I pulled in a brake line. It was just a bit too windy for me. Hey, since I landed twice can I count that as two jumps? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #13 March 9, 2008 Haven't seen her around, lately. I know she's at Kel's. But I want to see her here! Miss you, sweetie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
froglady 0 #14 March 9, 2008 There was a sighting of our beautiful Jennifer on Thursday at GG's happy skydiver night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #15 March 9, 2008 Quote Haven't seen her around, lately...But I want to see her here! Miss you, sweetie I miss her, too! I was just thinking about her! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
