skydemon2 0 #51 March 12, 2008 I dont think I mix well with that...... How about some liquid chocolate and carmel? And you can have the baileys all to yourself..... Ok your S/O can have some too!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #52 March 12, 2008 QuoteDinner: $2.99 at McDonalds Movie: $1.00 special from Blockbuster Wine: $3.99 from Circle K Damn! Now that I've added it up, that was waaaaay too expensive. The ugly hooker asks the guy if he'd like some super sex. He replied, "How much is the soup?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #53 March 12, 2008 Quote Baileys g And crown and whatever else is in duck farts.. Demon boy.. Mix it in a gallon Jug and take your chances. I played that gane once. I lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #54 March 12, 2008 You mixed your ice cream and toppings? In a jug, wow they sure do it different on the left coast!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #55 March 12, 2008 Quote You mixed your ice cream and toppings? In a jug, wow they sure do it different on the left coast! All I remember was we mixed a Bottle of crown, a Bottle of baileys and a bottle of something else into a gallon jug and then eberything is a little fuzzy after that.If the girls ever mention Duckfarts,, RUN. HIDE. That is the best advise I could ever give you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #56 March 12, 2008 g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #57 March 12, 2008 Quote I got a half gallon of ice cream in my freezer!! But you live so far away. My bf did just buy a new truck...maybe he'll let me borrow it to roadtrip to CA. "Hey hunny, can i borrow your truck to drive to CA and lick ice cream off another guy's penis?" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #58 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote and women.. What is your average price I think a fair trade is to give roadhead to the fabulous guy that picks me up at the airport... hmmm when is your next trip to Eloy anyway ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #59 March 12, 2008 I like the way you think...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #60 March 12, 2008 I got $60 in my pocket, that's all I got for the rest of the month or until my rigging customers pay up... what will that get me in sexual favours!?!?=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #61 March 12, 2008 Quote hmmm when is your next trip to Eloy anyway Awww, are you offering to pick me up from the airport? You are so sweet. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #62 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote You mixed your ice cream and toppings? In a jug, wow they sure do it different on the left coast! All I remember was we mixed a Bottle of crown, a Bottle of baileys and a bottle of something else into a gallon jug and then eberything is a little fuzzy after that.If the girls ever mention Duckfarts,, RUN. HIDE. That is the best advise I could ever give you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #63 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote You mixed your ice cream and toppings? In a jug, wow they sure do it different on the left coast! All I remember was we mixed a Bottle of crown, a Bottle of baileys and a bottle of something else into a gallon jug and then eberything is a little fuzzy after that. I remember the Psycho Punch... So what the hell was that concoction you had? Psycho cream? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #64 March 12, 2008 Quote I got $60 in my pocket, that's all I got for the rest of the month or until my rigging customers pay up... what will that get me in sexual favours!?!? Umm... Are you offering J 60 bucks for sexual favors??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #65 March 12, 2008 Pregnancy - the gift that keeps on taking - from your wallet.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #66 March 12, 2008 Quote Umm... Are you offering J 60 bucks for sexual favors??? NoNoNoNoNoNONONoNoNoNo. Damn it to hell I never look at who I'm responding to. My offer is only for hot sky gals. "J" sounds like a boys name. Ew. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #67 March 12, 2008 Quote"J" sounds like a boys name. Ew. mmm... He's more of a gay pirate.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #68 March 12, 2008 QuoteQuote"J" sounds like a boys name. Ew. mmm... He's more of a gay pirate. Would that make him the Jolly Roger?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #69 March 12, 2008 Quote Would that make him the Jolly Roger? That sounds an awful lot like John Rogers... Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #70 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote I got a half gallon of ice cream in my freezer!! But you live so far away. My bf did just buy a new truck...maybe he'll let me borrow it to roadtrip to CA. "Hey hunny, can i borrow your truck to drive to CA and lick ice cream off another guy's penis?" Can I watch or maybe join in? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #71 March 12, 2008 QuoteQuoteWith all the Hubbub about the NY Gov paying $5,500 for a call girl, Several of my co-workers and I got to discussing how does it really cost to get Laid nowadays. I realize that most people think the price is a bit steep, but the reason most rich people / celebrities use higher priced call girls has little to do with the actual sex involved and a whole LOT more to do with the discretion and anonymity provided. Essentially, they're paying the black mail up front, do what they do and nothing more ever needs to be said about the subject. Of course, government wire-taps do have a tendency to screw up the arrangement. Don't forget the higher the price the lower the chance of STDsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #72 March 12, 2008 Quote What is your average price? Prices are up lately - now it costs a governorship... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #73 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote What is your average price? Prices are up lately - now it costs a governorship... I wonder how wide his stance is on that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #74 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote What is your average price? Prices are up lately - now it costs a governorship... Seems to me like it's better to be a president and not a governor... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #75 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What is your average price? Prices are up lately - now it costs a governorship... Seems to me like it's better to be a president and not a governor... interns are cheaperYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
