Mayberry 0 #26 March 11, 2008 Quote I think a fair trade is to give roadhead to the fabulous guy that picks me up at the airport... What about a Smartrip card?? J/K Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #27 March 11, 2008 Quote 5000$ for the divorce lawyer then you get screwed royally.... Not the best i had though... you got off cheapDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #28 March 11, 2008 don't you know....."a blow job a day keeps doc happy at play!"edited to add: and yes I actually know how to make a great sammich as well. DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #29 March 11, 2008 LawRocket; Quote Charlie Sheen said something to the effect that he doesn't pay hookers to be with him. He pays them so he'll be left alone afterward. POPS... Quote Dinner: $2.99 at McDonalds Movie: $1.00 special from Blockbuster Wine: $3.99 from Circle K Damn! Now that I've added it up, that was waaaaay too expensive. roflmao.... you dudes, generations apart and this from yazz!!! TOO FUNNY! almost 20yrs of marriage, house payments for 17 of those, THREE DAUGHTERS, ummmmm... .......toilet paper, OMFG let me tell you all about our tp usage!! (why wasn't I thinking Kimberly Clark stock options back then), real estate ventures, almost 15yrs of selfemployment (long hours AWAY from home), ummmmmm, awe hell, my account was drained years ago!!!I'd say a few hundred grand worth! :DD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #30 March 11, 2008 So guys, Lets hear it.. What is the most you paid for sex? and women.. What is your average price? I sat down and figured about how many times I got laid in 28 years of marriage and divided it by the approximately 1.3 million bucks the divorce cost me, and I came up with about $750 per fuck. I think the rental program would have been a lot cheaper, and no doubt more satisfyingLike my buddy, Kit Cody, says, "it it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it""We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #31 March 11, 2008 Don't forget to add in the equity and community property that you have to walk away from You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #32 March 11, 2008 Quote So guys, Lets hear it.. What is the most you paid for sex? and women.. What is your average price? I sat down and figured about how many times I got laid in 28 years of marriage and divided it by the approximately 1.3 million bucks the divorce cost me, and I came up with about $750 per fuck. I think the rental program would have been a lot cheaper, and no doubt more satisfyingLike my buddy, Kit Cody, says, "it it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it"So....is it true that you have had more sex in the last 5 years than you have ever had prior to that??DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #33 March 11, 2008 Just got out my calculater, I think I am at least even, if not ahead of the 28 year total now "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #34 March 11, 2008 Quote Just got out my calculater, I think I am at least even, if not ahead of the 28 year total now Even??????/DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 March 12, 2008 Quote What about a Smartrip card?? You are so awesome for hooking me up with that...along with the map/schedule of the metro. Now if you weren't married.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #36 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote 5000$ for the divorce lawyer then you get screwed royally.... Not the best i had though... you got off cheap That's EXACTLY what I was gonna say, but then I saw that you said it first. I agree with you! Heck, for $5,000 I'd do it again! :) linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #37 March 12, 2008 Quote Well lately with the price of gas about $300. Which could be why it's been 4 months. I'll meet you half way for $150. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #38 March 12, 2008 You've got a deal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #39 March 12, 2008 Bunkhouse at Skydive Arizona=Free Few Drinks At the Bar=$20.00 Head and Shoulders=$2.50 Seeing a woman yell, jump out of bed, and run to the showers is priceless. For everything else there is Mastercard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #40 March 12, 2008 NOICE!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #41 March 12, 2008 Sunshine, I am laughing so hard it is not funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #42 March 12, 2008 well, guess i got off cheap (ok ok, bad pun). i married a skydiver. a real skydiver. loves sex, loves to give oral, loves to get oral...(damn, life is good) and she didnt want a diamond. told me the last one she had cut her nose when she was in the shower (it spun around on her finger while she washed her face....probably after sex! doooh! oh, didnt marry the guy, gave back the diamond). my price...i never jump without her.....well, mostly. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #43 March 12, 2008 Since i'm going to be making up for lost time, should we do it IN the ambulance? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #44 March 12, 2008 Sounds like a plan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #45 March 12, 2008 See you soon, sweetie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #47 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote What about a Smartrip card?? You are so awesome for hooking me up with that...along with the map/schedule of the metro. Now if you weren't married.... I got a half gallon of ice cream in my freezer!!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #48 March 12, 2008 Quote I got a half gallon of ice cream in my freezer!!! Well bring that shit over... No sex, but we'll enjoy the ice cream. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #49 March 12, 2008 Got any good toppings for it?Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #50 March 12, 2008 Baileys g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
