BIGUN 1,490 #1 March 22, 2008 A newly married sailor was informed by the navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter. "My love," he wrote "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?" So his wife sent him a harmonica and in the letter that accompanied it, she wrote, "Why don't you learn to play this?" Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife in The States. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we can make mad passionate love!" She kissed him and said, "First, let's see you play that harmonica." Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 March 22, 2008 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 March 22, 2008 She sent him a har-monica? Isn't that what got Clinton into trouble? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,490 #4 March 22, 2008 OK. now I'm crackin up thinking about all the one-liners associated with THAT. Well, Bill could have used the har-monica defense. My wife told me she was sending me a monica, I must have misunderstood.. She said something about a monica being a type of flute; I thought... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 March 22, 2008 New item from the good folks at Ron-Co...the Har-Monica Humidor. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 March 22, 2008 Quote New item from the good folks at Ron-Co...the Har-Monica Humidor. I've heard they're recalling the product - it leaves a funny taste....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 March 22, 2008 Quote Quote New item from the good folks at Ron-Co...the Har-Monica Humidor. I've heard they're recalling the product - it leaves a funny taste.... Yeah but it opened a whole new marketing scheme for tuna flavored cigars! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 March 22, 2008 Quote Quote Quote New item from the good folks at Ron-Co...the Har-Monica Humidor. I've heard they're recalling the product - it leaves a funny taste.... Yeah but it opened a whole new marketing scheme for tuna flavored cigars! Always the snappy comeback - good to see ya around again, buddy!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #9 March 22, 2008 Loophole! She said 'see'. not 'hear'! Bet she had a fun night A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 March 22, 2008 QuoteAlways the snappy comeback - good to see ya around again, buddy! Speak for yourself-I'm tired of him alreadyYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #11 March 23, 2008 Quote OK. now I'm crackin up thinking about all the one-liners associated with THAT. Well, Bill could have used the har-monica defense. My wife told me she was sending me a monica, I must have misunderstood.. She said something about a monica being a type of flute; I thought... yep, the skin fluteGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
