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Ok Men -Apparently Your Locker Room Fantasy IS True...

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After being one of the many women that for YEARS was vehemently denying that sorority girls tend to walk around the sorority topless or pillow fight in lingerie, and that women in general do not tend to stroll around their apartment or locker room sans top and bra, I was proved wrong the other day.

I was heading into the sauna after my workout, and there at the sink was a woman completely naked from the waist up doing her make-up or hair or whatever talking on the cell phone. Just lettin' the girls air out I suppose. :D She was neither terribly striking nor unattractive, but didn't seem to have the sense of modesty that most women I have met in the locker room did. -I'm not saying that that is a bad thing at all; more power to her. I just thought it funny that the big screen fantasy of women wandering around nekkid, which most of us understand to be more atypical than the norm, was right here in front of me. :ph34r:

So there you are, men. Fantasize away. B| I suppose I'll never be able to roll my eyes again at some B rate horror movie with girls walking around their gym or apartment totally topless for no particular reason. :P
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Don't tease, you know it happens all the time.

As do the tickle fights when girls are hanging out alone.

do women fantasize about men walking around the locker room in the buff? You want me to tell you about all the old bastards who walk around doing whatever, talking to each other, every dang day at the gym. It has to be as sexy as I make it sound.
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When I was on the swim team when I was a teenager, we practiced before school. That meant, we got ready in the locker room for school. There were 2 showers and 2 mirrors for about 15 girls and we all were on a time crunch to get to school in time, so that meant we all showered together. Being that we were in Florida, the locker room was really hot so we always walked around naked together. It was no big deal. From that, I don't have a problem with being naked in a locker room and often walk around that way at home when no one is home. Naked is good!

And no, I'm not going to do a naked jump. :P

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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When I was on the swim team when I was a teenager, we practiced before school. That meant, we got ready in the locker room for school. There were 2 showers and 2 mirrors for about 15 girls and we all were on a time crunch to get to school in time, so that meant we all showered together. Being that we were in Florida, the locker room was really hot so we always walked around naked together. It was no big deal. From that, I don't have a problem with being naked in a locker room and often walk around that way at home when no one is home. Naked is good!

And no, I'm not going to do a naked jump. :P



We had the same issues in training in the army...130 women, 8 showers, 20 minutes.

That was, however, the only time I ever saw that...I lived with about 80 girls in the sorority, and being in Seattle (it was decidedly NOT hot um...ever! :D:D) it just never happened.

If you're comfortable in your skin, you go, girl! :D I just personally don't know anybody that tends to go naked hanging out with other women and it always drove me NUTS to see blatant attempts at putting boobies into B rate movies (Animal House, every other horror flick, y'know!) by throwing in some gratuitous scene with women waltzing around talking and playing with each other nude. :S:P

-then I'd invariably get the ol'...'hey, Jaye YOU were in a sorority, weren't you??' B|

Sure. :S I'm Catholic too, but somehow we didn't walk around in plaid micro-minis and thigh-high white stockings and *%&-me pumps with a crucifix hanging around our necks, y'know?! :S:D:P
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I'm Catholic too, but somehow we didn't walk around in plaid micro-minis and thigh-high white stockings and *%&-me pumps with a crucifix hanging around our necks, y'know?! :S:D:P



Why not? Madonna did it... :D
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Now it's back to the threads where everyone's trying to pesuade skymama to jump naked



I believe in Murphy's Law. I just know the one time I jump naked, it's going to be when I have to land out or when I biff-in a landing or something. No thanks! :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I'm Catholic too, but somehow we didn't walk around in plaid micro-minis and thigh-high white stockings and *%&-me pumps with a crucifix hanging around our necks, y'know?!



You didnt go to a Catholic girls school though..



I have never seen a Catholic girls school that allowed mini skirts. I have been to 5.
~Jaye
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Locker room, NO, but at home when its just me (or just me and the SO which is how it usually is) I do at times walk around with little to nothing on and will dry my hair or put on make up with a towel wrapped around my waist. Its more comfortable and easier than dealing with a robe or having to keep hiking up that towel.

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I know women who cook with very little on. (I'd never do it because a splatter burn could really hurt.)

One dark evening, one forgot something in her car and walked out to get it. She was going down the steps when the motion detector caught her. Ping! Daylight. :D
(My place is kinda private, so it didn't matter.)

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Naked is good!



QFT. America is entirely to uptight about nudity

thank god i was raised in Europe where you can see breasts in grocery store (on soap boxes) and shower commercials. B|
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I tend to prefer being more "comfortable." But... it has on some occasions been embarassing.

Lesson one. Don't leave your front door open. When I was 18/19 or so, I was at my parents house, just finished showering... walking about (I was alone).... A friend decided to come over. The general rule is that if the front door is open, come on in. So he opened the screen door as I walked by . . . . deer in the headlights for both of us.

Lesson two. Naked has no usable pockets.

Lesson three. Old ladies in water aerobics are easily offended by nudity (just learned this one :$ )

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Heres a useful fact -according to our local chief of police being nekkid outside is not a legal offense , which is good because I regularly cut the grass like that,and cars drive by.... some speed up and some slow down no worries -check with authorities in your area.
Indoors- it's usually a no pants on dress code around here.
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Heres a useful fact -according to our local chief of police being nekkid outside is not a legal offense , which is good because I regularly cut the grass like that,and cars drive by.... some speed up and some slow down no worries -check with authorities in your area.
Indoors- it's usually a no pants on dress code around here.


you may not have a law or ordinance that says you cant go naked, but you may be in violation of any ordinance that is in place regarding, nuisances, or distractions to road users, or a morality law that does not specify nudity
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