futuredivot 0 #1 March 24, 2008 September 02, I took my first biz trip-my wife took me to the airport and at the end she was there with a smile on her face and tears of joy in her eyes to pick me up. Yesterday when I landed, I had a voicemail waiting "Grab some milk on your way home" Being gone 40 plus weeks a year for a few years has definitely pulled some of the luster out of homecomingYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #2 March 24, 2008 Absence makes the heart grow fonder right?? Of course AFTER you pick up a few things from the store!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 March 24, 2008 Don't forget the tampons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 March 24, 2008 Thank goodness she's a better planner than thatYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 March 24, 2008 So pick up some flowers with the milk... I'm sure that will make her happy... Of course there is always the possiblity that she'll respond with something like "OK, What did you do now?" and you'll end up having to sleep on the couch... of course that all depends on your relationship... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 March 24, 2008 Yesterday when I landed, I had a voicemail waiting "Grab some milk on your way home" Quote Yer outta beer too....sorry, I didn't have time to replace it, had to leave in a hurry! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #7 March 24, 2008 Would have been tough to find a florist on Easter. Flowers are pretty random, I try to send something every six to eight weeks. Always delivered to work so that I get the bonus points of the other teachers being jealousbolas You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #8 March 24, 2008 Quote Yesterday when I landed, I had a voicemail waiting "Grab some milk on your way home" Quote Yer outta beer too....sorry, I didn't have time to replace it, had to leave in a hurry! Sort of like the Rodney Dangerfield routine.. "So I come home the other day and I see my neighbor jogging naked through my back yard. When I ask him, What the hell are you doing? He says, You're home early." "No respect."“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 March 24, 2008 OMG, that is so funny. I love your wife. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 March 24, 2008 Quote Would have been tough to find a florist on Easter. Flowers are pretty random, I try to send something every six to eight weeks. Always delivered to work so that I get the bonus points of the other teachers being jealous Graveyards. The flowers are free too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #11 March 24, 2008 Quote Graveyards. The flowers are free too. OMG!!! Too much time on your hands or maybe you know all the short cuts! Don't give him any ideas! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 March 24, 2008 Quote Quote Graveyards. The flowers are free too. OMG!!! Too much time on your hands or maybe you know all the short cuts! Don't give him any ideas! A sign that the relationship is gonna go to hell in 5 seconds flat: "Hi honey, here you go, I got these flowers from your future grave, hope you like them!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 March 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Graveyards. The flowers are free too. OMG!!! Too much time on your hands or maybe you know all the short cuts! Don't give him any ideas! A sign that the relationship is gonna go to hell in 5 seconds flat: "Hi honey, here you go, I got these flowers from your future grave, hope you like them!" The important thing is to remove the card. I think of it as responsible recycling and being thrifty. What woman doesn't like a guy who is thrifty ? It is also romantic. If you find one with a dozen red roses, you now have that "single red rose that means so much..." for each of 12 girlfriends. Of course, you'll need to buy the card that says "You are my one soulmate." (Walmart sells them by the box.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
