BillyVance 35 #1 March 26, 2008 So I'm on my way to the grocery store down a 5 lane road in the right lane behind a pickup truck towing a trailer. I'm just a 1/4 mile from the turn-off into the parking lot. Then I notice some car come screaming by in the left lane, pass me, and then pass the truck in front of me, and within 200 feet cut in front of it and slam the brakes to make the right turn into the parking lot, forcing the truck driver to slam his brakes as well. Wow, what a fucking moron I thought. I noticed the car was full of people so I followed it in at a distance until it parked and saw 4 black teens climb out with pants around their butts and those whatever you call them silk or nylon head covers. Mind you, I'm not picking on them because of their race. I see rednecks do this shit too. After the dudes went into the store, I was all ready to write a note saying "what kind of driving was that, you fucking cuntbag?" and leave it on the windshield under the wiper, and park several rows away to wait for their reaction when they got back to the car. But alas, I had no paper nor pen, and I had other things to do. Next time I go out I'll make sure I have what I need with me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davelepka 4 #2 March 26, 2008 QuoteI was all ready to write a note saying "what kind of driving was that, you fucking cuntbag?" and leave it on the windshield under the wiper, and park several rows away to wait for their reaction when they got back to the car. That sounds like idiocy in the parking lot to me. I doubt the driver has any idea he did anything wrong, and most likely wouldn't understand the note. The big problem is when they walk out of the store sooner than you thought, and catch you leaving the note, or see you leave the note and get into your car. I don't know if you watch the news, but teenagers are crazy. Especially if they look like thugs(regardless of race), I'd steer well clear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 March 26, 2008 I can't help it. It's fun to fuck with them. A few years ago some douchebag roared around me on a 2 lane road in a no pass zone and I gave him the finger as he passed me. He saw it. Fingered me back. I double-fingered him right back. Then he motions to me to pull over and stop with him. Of course I refused and motored on right past him. He then got right on my bumper. I simply drove to the police station but he peeled off a block away. Chickenshit. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 March 26, 2008 Get one of these: http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/car-camera-recorder.html Then give a copy of the video to the cops. (I don't know whether they could do anything based on a citizens video.)"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #5 March 26, 2008 Quote (I don't know whether they could do anything based on a citizens video.) Nope, in Alabama the cop cannot act on heresay evidence, which is what that would be, they actually have to see the idiot do it. (While I was reading Billy's post I was thinking, "I wasn't in Birmingham yesterday." Then he said it was some black kids and I thought, "That wasn't me anyway.") "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 March 26, 2008 Sounds like you just need to get a Trunk Monkey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rave4funn 0 #7 March 26, 2008 QuoteSounds like you just need to get a Trunk Monkey. The trunk monkey is hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geynA-JYDHE--------------------------------------------------- http://www.myspace.com/rave4funn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taylor.freefall 0 #8 March 26, 2008 My wife has made her own "parking tickets" and tickets "offenders" all the time. Edit - and that silk thing on the head is a doo rag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 March 26, 2008 Quote Quote (I don't know whether they could do anything based on a citizens video.) Nope, in Alabama the cop cannot act on heresay evidence, which is what that would be, they actually have to see the idiot do it. (While I was reading Billy's post I was thinking, "I wasn't in Birmingham yesterday." Then he said it was some black kids and I thought, "That wasn't me anyway.") I wasn't in Birmingham yesterday either. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 March 26, 2008 I prefer the little stickers that I put on the windows - they have a picture of mickey mouse and say either, "I park like this too!", or "I drive like that too!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 March 26, 2008 I've been wanting to put a sticker on mine that says something like, Go ahead, pass me You can be cop bait I just don't think that will go over well with the state troopers if I get pulled over, and yes I do have a lead foot on the interstate. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 March 26, 2008 It's taken me a while but I just pull back.... It's better to be Tony's late again rather that the late Tony. If you asked these people they say that they are excellent drivers. Oh the folly of yuff. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meridianjumper 0 #13 March 26, 2008 I found this website a long time ago. I have lots of tickets in my car that I hand out from time to time. http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/ Blue Skies, Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 March 27, 2008 Quote I found this website a long time ago. I have lots of tickets in my car that I hand out from time to time. http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/ [Chris Farley voice] That. Is. Awesome!!! [/Chris Farley voice] That's just what I'm gonna do too. Print a bunch of those out, and take one and alter it to say "You drive like an asshole" and make copies of that, just in case the asshole stops in the same general area I'm going to, like yesterday. And yes, davelepka, I know, I run the risk of the assholes catching me in the act. You ain't living life if you don't have some fun! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
