Muenkel 0 #26 March 26, 2008 QuoteWould you like a Halls Mentholyptis for that cough? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You totally just hyjacked Billys thread No, first I pondered and then asked. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #27 March 26, 2008 Quote And no, I prefer cherry secrets thank you very much Secrets? Hrm...i'd like to taste your cherry secrets. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #28 March 26, 2008 I walked straight into that... and Im not complaining... On a side note I cant spell that , secrets, sacrets... shit Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #29 March 26, 2008 The actual song is give me cracked corn and I dont care. Cracked corn was a luxury food of the owner and the slave was in defiance of his owner. He would probably get whipped if the owner found out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #30 March 26, 2008 Quote Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? I have noticed that two types of outfits are still available at the local thrift store. Lime-green leisure suits and clown outfits. The next person that gets killed, I'm buying their suit. Quote How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? The soil is too powdery for wheels to roll on the moon. Quote Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! I can't believe that you have a picture of Goofy erect. I guess you can find anything on the internet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #31 March 26, 2008 Quote How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Ummmmm no answer, Ive no idea nor can I make something up Because, before men on the moon, men always wound up carrying the luggage. Women didn't care until it was their burden. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #32 March 26, 2008 Quote I can't believe that you have a picture of Goofy erect. I guess you can find anything on the internet. After reading this, I (of course) had to do an image search for "goofy porn." I won't post any of the results, but I'll just say that it gave me an interesting variety of photos, some of which did indeed depict Goofy erect. Ok, actually I will post one of the photos from the search results. Not one of Goofy, but.... (it's safe for work) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #33 March 27, 2008 Why hemeroids when women get them too? Why do Brits drive on the wrong side of the road? Doesn't the blood rush to the heads of all the Ausies down there? Why can't I remember what it was like to get laid? Why do women need sex education when spreading their legs comes so natural? What function does ass hair provide? Why do men salivate at the sight of boobies? Did Pavlov play a bigger role in life's discoveries than is commonly known? Is the CIA involved in that? What in the hell is going on in this world? Am I just on a bad trip that will end when I wake up? How did Clay get stuck with the sheep razz? Will the Bouncy House denizens ever return to continue the saga? Just who the hell is Billy Vance anyway?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 March 27, 2008 Quote How did Clay get stuck with the sheep razz? You fuck a sheep once, and you're forever a sheep fucker. It's his own fault. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #35 March 27, 2008 Why hemeroids when women get them too? Cuz hims are women's biggest pain in the ass Why do Brits drive on the wrong side of the road? They start on the wrong side of the ocean Doesn't the blood rush to the heads of all the Ausies down there? Which head Why can't I remember what it was like to get laid? The 60's were a while back Why do women need sex education when spreading their legs comes so natural? Because closing their mouths after it's over doesn't What function does ass hair provide? Keeps you from sliding off the bed while sleeping Why do men salivate at the sight of boobies? Did Pavlov play a bigger role in life's discoveries than is commonly known? Is the CIA involved in that? The CIA, being a govt agency, is incapable of accomplishing anything What in the hell is going on in this world? Am I just on a bad trip that will end when I wake up? The 60's were a while back How did Clay get stuck with the sheep razz? A bottle of vodka and a lonely day on the farm Will the Bouncy House denizens ever return to continue the saga? We hope not, some things make better anecdotes than facts Just who the hell is Billy Vance anyway? The illegitimate love child of Turtle and a gay ballroom dancer Now you can sleep easy tonightYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #36 March 27, 2008 Thank you. My troubles are over and sanity returns. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #37 March 27, 2008 That picture is a perfect example of why some people have a fear of clowns. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #38 March 27, 2008 QuoteThank you. My troubles are over and sanity returns. It's all give when you're dealing with divotYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
