turtlespeed 226 #126 September 17, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #127 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #128 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pantsSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #129 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #130 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #131 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. Actually I think Joe would prefer that I have a topless caddy...he'll just supervise. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #132 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #133 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. Actually I think Joe would prefer that I have a topless caddy...he'll just supervise. You can be your own caddy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #134 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #135 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #136 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #137 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #138 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #139 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly PostI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #140 September 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #141 September 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are familyI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #142 September 20, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are family Boobies are the best thing ever.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #143 September 21, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are family Boobies are the best thing ever. Well, Yeah - but only by a very small margin.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #144 September 21, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are family Boobies are the best thing ever. Well, Yeah - but only by a very small margin. 2 feet or less, depending on size?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #145 October 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are family Boobies are the best thing ever. Well, Yeah - but only by a very small margin. 2 feet or less, depending on size? So, about that free boob job...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #146 October 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are family Boobies are the best thing ever. Well, Yeah - but only by a very small margin. 2 feet or less, depending on size? So, about that free boob job... I have no free ones left.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #147 October 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are family Boobies are the best thing ever. Well, Yeah - but only by a very small margin. 2 feet or less, depending on size? So, about that free boob job... I have no free ones left. Did you use them all up?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #148 October 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are family Boobies are the best thing ever. Well, Yeah - but only by a very small margin. 2 feet or less, depending on size? So, about that free boob job... I have no free ones left. Did you use them all up? Gave em away.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #149 October 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are family Boobies are the best thing ever. Well, Yeah - but only by a very small margin. 2 feet or less, depending on size? So, about that free boob job... I have no free ones left. Did you use them all up? Gave em away. I hope they at least went to a good cause.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #150 October 30, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yo. 'sup? Nadda. Wanna go do sum'n? A'ight. Where to? Dunno. Whatcha think? Movies? Which one? Whatever. When ya wanna go? Whenever. You drivin' or me? You can. Ok. What time? Later on. Will you let me know? A'ight. Are we there yet? Jus' ahead. How 'bout now? Sounds good. Popcorn? Make it Cracker Jacks? Where do you want to sit? In the middle in the back... I'll follow you. mkay. Like it so far? Good flick! We should do this more often! Wow did you see that? Special effects these days I tell ya... Wish they would kill that guy! They always have to keep the annoying one around until the end... Did you remember to put the 3D glasses on? Oh crap...THAT'S why they all look blue and red! He looks familiar - wasn't he in that other movie? Yeah but he was the bad guy in that one. Long Movie. Good, but long. Let's do it again sometime. This was fun. Wanna try and sneak into the next one? Free double features! [high-five] I'll go back and get us some coffee from the snack stand. Want anything else? Lots o' creamer, please. Junior Mints? Oh yeah! How could I forget Junior Mints?! Hurry or we'll miss the previews! Previews are the best part! Sweet Terminator 27 is coming out! I wanna see that! Isn't it double billed with "Rocky 47" ? And then we could see Die Hard 32 - "Already Dead, but still hard" Actually Turtle, that's not coming out in theaters. That's in the 'Necropheliac Porn' section at Blockbuster. When did they put that in? Right after they discovered that the 'Same old Shit Redone' section was starting to lose money... Wanna go play Putt Putt? That's a great idea...I'll go get the beer. I have a hip flask - what should I fill it with? Single-malt scotch...my fav, yummy. Oh hey, we're gonna need a golf cart, too. -ya think it will fit on the greens? We could ask Twardo to lend us a couple Rascals and have our own golf carts. That's the ticket! -And you have to make your shot from the chair... Not too good with a camera... I'm shaky... Can't play the steel drums, but I'm great at air guitar! Does that help? Oh, and I can hand out beads really well!!! Hmmm - He might have to bring chicks the - in Bikini Tops - they have to be hot too. Ok Gonz has to bring chicks or his air guitar and video skills are nil. We need an MC, too... Bob Barker doesn't have a job anymore. It IS like a game show. Holy crap, dude! I just read Bob Barker's bio...we might be related! I thought he looked a lot like my grandpa! -See, he was on the Rosebud Indian Res in South Dakota, and my grandpa was born on the Santee Indian reservation in Nebraska (after the tribe was moved out of South Dakota)...so my grandpa, being Mdewakanton Santee Dakota Sioux (lower Sioux), and Bob Barker being Rosebud Sioux (upper Sioux), which are mentioned in Federal Registries together... OMG! BOB BARKER IS LIKE...LIKE...MY GREAT UNCLE OR SOMETHING!! I swear I used to watch the Price is Right every day as a little kid and I thought the guy looked like grandpa...Ok...my sudden genealogy epiphany aside...I think he'd make a great MC for our putt-putt gone wild. Cool. Goona need some golf clubs, too... I got the golf clubs, and I might get my guitar either next weekend or the weekend after, so I can bring that instead of the air guitar and sing some songs... like mary had a little lamb and stuff. I gotta see if I still have my MC hammer pants You can do that - But what about the chicks - we need some topless caddys to carry our clubs for us - Jaye - you can have Joe tote yours. The topless caddys will flock as soon as they hear the steel drum... we'll call it golfers gone wild. It's already Putt Putters gone wild - I have the Rascals lined up - is it a foursome - or do you want to make it a tournament? Let's make it a tourney... winner gets free beer.Turtle: I could be my own caddy, but I'd have to get boobie implants first... You buyin? I'm sure that if you were serious, we could raise the money. That'd sure save me a lot of money on the porn, titty bars and hookers. Can we take this thread back to just being a topless, rascal driving, putt putters gone wild video please and leave the porn out of it? Are you denying your civil duty as a man to include porn at every opportunity? Family Friendly Post Boobies. Boobies are family Boobies are the best thing ever. Well, Yeah - but only by a very small margin. 2 feet or less, depending on size? So, about that free boob job... I have no free ones left. Did you use them all up? Gave em away. I hope they at least went to a good cause. Boobies are always a good cause.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
