BillyVance 35 #1 March 28, 2008 So I get this strange email. Some girl is soliciting a relationship or it's just spam. I've decided it's just spam. But damn, how far do they have to go? The sender even included a picture. My first thought was to reply back with "fuck off, I'm married!" But Hell, I'll pose the question to you peeps and see what you think should be done. She says she's a school teacher, my ass! Or maybe she's Russian??? Hey! My name is Kristina. I have closely read your profile. I really liked yours profile. I have decided to write to you. I hope you will answer me. I looking for serious relations. I think you kind and interesting the man. For me are not necessary money. Money for me are not important. For me the main understanding, respect and love. The external beauty for me too is not important. I think that the most important a private world the person. The most important as the man will concern to me. The love, caress, respect, understanding is necessary for me. I am ready to risk for the sake of love. I very much would like to learn more about you. What is your hobby? How you will spend the free time? How you meet holidays? I very much want to get acquainted with you. I want to tell you about myself. I work as the teacher at school. I very much love my work. At the free time I like to go to cinema, theatre, cafe, disco, zoo. I love the nature and animals. Mine friends speak that I very romantic, beautiful and kind person. I want to tell more about myself but I was better write more about myself in the letter. If you want to get acquainted with me write to me on mine e-mail. Write me on my e-mail and i shall write you more about me and send you more my photos. My e-mail is: kristyheart4love@gmail.com the email address this came from is rbbrrd@bogs.com And here's the pic..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #2 March 28, 2008 Wow no shit I just saw this one this morning from someone I dont even know. "Hello! I am tired this evening. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at Ebba@jolasite.com only, because I am using my friend's email to write this. Hope you like my pictures."Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 March 28, 2008 Yeah, we probably should be careful opening emails from unknown senders... As long as our virus protection softwares are up to date. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #4 March 28, 2008 I'm guessing that it's funks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 March 28, 2008 Quote I'm guessing that it's funks. I thought about that too. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 March 28, 2008 Quote I'm guessing that it's funks. Hmmm...Funks is looking pretty good in that photo; Has he had the reassignment surgery yet?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 March 28, 2008 Should I send a picture of futuredivot to this "girl"? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 March 28, 2008 Can i send you an email that says "i want to know you less?" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SPAWNmaster 0 #9 March 28, 2008 Quote Can i send you an email that says "i want to know you less?" hahaha brilliant! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 March 28, 2008 I'll lay good odds that Mrs. Divot can kick your scrawny ass if you tried to buy me a russian bride You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #11 March 28, 2008 Quote I'll lay good odds that Mrs. Divot can kick your scrawny ass if you tried to buy me a russian bride I'd pay money to see that.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
