What you DON'T want entered into your employee file

[tdog 0]

I entered the following text into an employee's file:

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"Terminated for masturbating at customer's computer, while surfing porn, and not cleaning up mess. Employee caught on video by customer's security, video kept on file. Employee back billed for crew to disinfect workspace."

When I retire, I am going to sell all the videos I have gathered over the years of employees doing stupid stuff and make a lot of money. This one, if you added a bit of music, is real hot... The guy is like a model. It would spread like wildfire on the net. It is much better than the last employee who jacked off at a customer's location, because that guy was overweight, old, and walked in and out of the camera shot...

[Unstable 9]

There are some stoopid people out there who, for some reason or another, manage to find themselves jobs where the are presented with opportunities to screw up royally. I hope he runs our of unemployment benefits fast!

=========Shaun ==========

[sunshine 2]

At my previous job one of my driver's got fired for "defacating in the parking lot of a customer". I couldn't think of a better way to word it in his personnel file.

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meow

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[futuredivot 0]

Well, he was a trucker so you could have just wrote "improperly dropping a load"

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[sunshine 2]

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Well, he was a trucker so you could have just wrote "improperly dropping a load"

Beleive me, we came up with all kinds of creative things, but maturity (who knew i had that?) won out and i put in something i thought was acceptable.

I really need to get outta the trucking industry.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!