happythoughts 0 #1 April 1, 2008 the Cat Butt Air Freshener At first glance, this does seem to have some type of internal conflict between purpose and type. QuoteNothin' smells like a cat butt. And if you love cats, you know what we mean! Plus, our internationally popular Cat Butt Quiz! Know your Cat Butts. There is also one with "I love my penis" on it. (Just in case there is a guy who needs to clarify this to others. I thought it was a generally excepted fact.) And... "I'm your man." (With a pic of Hillary on the front. ) The "Smoke a doobie" one seems like a bad idea. Putting the "Hellloooo officer" flag up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #2 April 1, 2008 Dont forget your Ball Soap http://www.blueq.com/shop/114-catId.117440631_114-productId.0.htmlBASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #3 April 1, 2008 Quote the Cat Butt Air Freshener Hey, I have one of those! And I also bought some of that "Balls" soap once before (as a gift), because of the skydiver on the box. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 April 1, 2008 Quote Quote the Cat Butt Air Freshener Hey, I have one of those! And I also bought some of that "Balls" soap once before (as a gift), because of the skydiver on the box. That could lead to confusion. "Balls" soap. Like the "Stick" or "ball" type deodorant question. "No thanks, I'm using the 'balls' soap and they are odor-free." Or "butt deodorant" because on the instructions it says "to apply, push up bottom". "Cat butt air freshener" could be just a box of strategically-inserted Tic-Tacs. "Meow?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 April 1, 2008 Gold stuff Found this earlier....how the fuck do people think of these things? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 April 1, 2008 Quote Gold stuff Found this earlier....how the fuck do people think of these things? Just stumbled on it? "I'm sitting on a fortune..." Wouldn't drinking two bottles of Goldschlager accomplish the same thing? There is an Indian dessert that is almond-based. On the top of it is a very thin layer of silver. To celebrate a big event, they bring a box of it into the office to share. I should have been panning the silver out. I could have a solid silver closing pin by now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #7 April 1, 2008 Quote Gold stuff Found this earlier....how the fuck do people think of these things? Couldn't you just swallow a bunch of glitter if you want your poop to glitter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 April 1, 2008 Quote Quote Gold stuff Found this earlier....how the fuck do people think of these things? Couldn't you just swallow a bunch of glitter if you want your poop to glitter? I'm sure that there is an interesting explanation there somewhere. Imagine the conversation that starts with, "I need for my poop to glitter." Is this a level of personal accomplishment? Is it created to be shared? Is that the goal? Remember the guy shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster? Isn't this really a safety valve for society? "No, I'm not shooting anyone, I'm just showing them how special my poop is." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 April 1, 2008 Quote Gold stuff Found this earlier....how the fuck do people think of these things? Sounds like that'd DEFINITELY be "fools gold"!!!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 April 1, 2008 Quote Quote Gold stuff Found this earlier....how the fuck do people think of these things? Sounds like that'd DEFINITELY be "fools gold"!!!!! This definitely pushes "bling" to a new level. "Yo' baby, check out this s*** " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #11 April 1, 2008 Quote Is this a level of personal accomplishment? Is it created to be shared? Is that the goal? Hmm... Why does Walt suddenly come to mind??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #12 April 1, 2008 Quote This definitely pushes "bling" to a new level. "Yo' baby, check out this s*** " Well, since your s*** has become valuable, I'm wondering if we should be recycling this s***?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #13 April 1, 2008 "Psychedelic sorbet" at TCBY will turn your poop blue. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 April 1, 2008 Quote "Psychedelic sorbet" at TCBY will turn your poop blue. Is this a Walt thread?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 April 1, 2008 Quote "Psychedelic sorbet" at TCBY will turn your poop blue. They used to sell "Superman" ice cream at WFFC. Same effect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 April 1, 2008 Quote Quote "Psychedelic sorbet" at TCBY will turn your poop blue. They used to sell "Superman" ice cream at WFFC. Same effect. Some stuff just don't get digested by the human body.... like those corn kernels... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 April 1, 2008 QuoteThey used to sell "Superman" ice cream at WFFC. Same effect. Well at least it gave the poor bastards cleaning the porta-pots something fun to look at. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 April 1, 2008 Quote Quote They used to sell "Superman" ice cream at WFFC. Same effect. Well at least it gave the poor bastards cleaning the porta-pots something fun to look at. There was a girl at WFFC who was partying with us one evening. Next morning, she is at the organizer tent and in really poor condition. She stood up and raced for a porta-potty to puke (alliteration improves the quality of a post ). You gotta be in sad shape to want to stick your head in one of those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #19 April 1, 2008 I remember seeing something on the news not long ago about a contest where the object was to make a simple task more intricate (not necessarily difficult). It was hilarious & completely pointless.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 April 1, 2008 QuoteI remember seeing something on the news not long ago about a contest where the object was to make a simple task more intricate (not necessarily difficult). It was hilarious & completely pointless. I love the Edward Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest The idea is to write an unnecessarily long opening line. It is named for his famous "It was a dark and stormy night..." line. They publish a book of the entries. The best ones are the romantic lines where someone is describing their object of desire. QuoteRuthanne felt as though she was frozen in time, staring into Steve's eyes, deep turquoise pools of Tidy-Bowl blue... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #21 April 1, 2008 Love it.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
