shropshire 0 #1 April 1, 2008 For me it's the flying Penguins on the BBC. clicky or YouTubed (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 April 1, 2008 http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 April 1, 2008 The best one for me is always the reminder of my son's birth. We were told that he was going to be a girl by an ultrasound technician who had not been wrong about her predictions in 5 years. He came on his due date, April 1st, and started his life by playing the biggest practical joke on us all! His name is Nick, but my Dad dubbed him Nickster the Trickster. He's 17 today. Happy Birthday, Nick! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 April 1, 2008 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #5 April 1, 2008 does that mean he had a teeny weenie? j/kI will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #6 April 1, 2008 After my ex called me to tell me my beloved cat was run over (a very cruel joke), I decided to get him back. I went to lunch with a pregnant friend and had her take a pregnancy test for me. I took it home in the box (that I was able to tape up and make it look new) and told him I was late and had been having morning sickness, so I was taking the test "just in case." When I showed him the "positive" stick, he just about shit bricks. The look on his face was priceless. He never played another joke on me again. edited to add: Yeah, I know you said THIS year, but I love telling my story. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 April 1, 2008 Good one. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 April 1, 2008 http://mail.google.com/mail/help/customtime/index.html"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 April 1, 2008 Just found this one: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3169829;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 April 1, 2008 Comcast buys BitTorrent: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/01/comcast_acquires_bittorrent/"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 April 1, 2008 My Asian Civ teacher likes to start the day with current events in Asia. Today she told us that China announced this morning that due to reactions from around the world to the current situation in Tibet, the Olympics will be postponed until 2010. She would have totally had some of the class if she hadn't immediately given it away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 April 1, 2008 The days barely just begun but so far I ... Reset Nathans clock a hour early, so once the alarm went off he got up went to work and well had to wait... Woke the kids up early and had them thinking they were late for school, about 10 mins into it I let them know so they could go back to sleep Tuna fish pancakes for breakfest (tonights desert is tuna cake ) they hated me for the bkft and will hate me more for the deserst rubber band on the facet Craigslist ads for my moms car, I did this last year to someone else, and it was classic fun.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #13 April 1, 2008 We made our friend a fake sonogram and she sent it to her husband (they just were married in December). He wasn't too happy. ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 April 1, 2008 Turtles Birthday today.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 April 1, 2008 Cruel.... but funny (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWEEEET 0 #16 April 1, 2008 I just helped my best friend pull this one off today! I'm still in high school and she has been with this guy for about three months or so...She told me to quickly meet her after 5th hour in the bathroom across from his next classroom...she had been texting her boyfriend all day and tellin him how she had something really important to tell him only in person and how she never thought this would happen to her...haha! So I go and meet her and we make it look like we're both crying. We walk out of the bathroom and he is standing there waiting for her...she goes up to him and was huggin him and "crying" and tells him that she's pregnant...he looks at me and i was "shaking" and somewhat "crying" too so that made him really believe it! All he could do was hug her and kiss her on the forehead with his pale face and eyes buggin out of his head lol...so she gives him another hug and looks up at him and whispers...."babe...April fools." He let go of her and yelled and pretty much ran into his class room hyperventilating! We follow him in there and he is leaning up against this counter...we asked him if he was ok while we're still bustin up laughin and all he could say was..."I think I need some water." Best prank i've ever been involved in...he's ok now though...I hope I'm not weird...just cool that's all...!!!! *SWEEEET* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #17 April 1, 2008 http://www.thinkgeek.com/ The Super Pii Pii brothers is a pretty neat game for the Wii. USB pregnancy test. Betamax to HD-DVD converter Youtube Taser-DVD Camera Wii Sports conversion to iPhone. I didn't figure it out until I went to purchase the HD-DVD player for a friend..."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites