popsjumper 2 #1 April 3, 2008 So....you're a pilot flying across country and you have to go to the bathroom. What do you do? You're probably thinking about now, and rightly so, that that is a stupid question - You pull over and take a dump at the nearest FBO, right? Well, do you realize that stopping to take a dump may very well cost you big bucks in User Fees? Gives a new dimension to that sage public bathroom poetry: Here I sit all broken-hearted Paid $25 And only farted.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 April 3, 2008 Makes those 1-euro pay crappers I've run across seem like a real bargain!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 April 3, 2008 would it be a good time to invest in a portable toilet on-board? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 April 3, 2008 The King Air at SDA has a toilet seat. Trey would be the one shitting a brick if anyone ever used it though. ...and I'm sure that you would be the first to say, "Dump it on a low pass at N34-01.1/W085-08.8. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 April 3, 2008 Quote The King Air at SDA has a toilet seat. Trey would be the one shitting a brick if anyone ever used it though. Maybe it's time for someone to pull their freefly pants down and sit on the crapper on a load and see if the pilot notices. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 April 3, 2008 Quote The King Air at SDA has a toilet seat. Trey would be the one shitting a brick if anyone ever used it though. ...and I'm sure that you would be the first to say, "Dump it on a low pass at N34-01.1/W085-08.8. I pretty much knew what you were referring to and I know nothing about coordinates. But I did pull up Google Earth and check them out. Needs a little tweaking though. You're 1/10th of a mile off! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 April 3, 2008 Spotting is a lost art. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 April 3, 2008 Quote Spotting is a lost [F]art. Childish, I know (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #9 April 3, 2008 Quote Needs a little tweaking though. You're 1/10th of a mile off! Damn CRWdogs... forward throw, Billy....forward throw!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 April 3, 2008 With the banning of walt, didn't we get rid of all this poopy talk?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 April 3, 2008 Quote With the banning of walt, didn't we get rid of all this poopy talk?? No, just the turd pictures. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 April 3, 2008 QuoteNo, just the turd pictures I'll consider that a victory. BTW, you're following me again!! Damn sneaky bastard... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 April 3, 2008 Quote Quote No, just the turd pictures I'll consider that a victory. BTW, you're following me again!! Damn sneaky cheeky bastard... Fixed that for ya!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 April 3, 2008 Quote So....you're a pilot flying across country and you have to go to the bathroom. What do you do? You're probably thinking about now, and rightly so, that that is a stupid question - You pull over and take a dump at the nearest FBO, right? Well, do you realize that stopping to take a dump may very well cost you big bucks in User Fees? Gives a new dimension to that sage public bathroom poetry: Here I sit all broken-hearted Paid $25 And only farted. I wonder what the fees would be if you had to land at the Cedartown airport? $25 user fee $10 toilet paper fee $20 water usage fee $10 overflow insurance fee "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #15 April 3, 2008 Don't forget weather insurance. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #16 April 3, 2008 Quote With the banning of walt, didn't we get rid of all this poopy talk?? Yeah, I thought we weren't allowed to talk about such horribly disgusting things on this board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 April 4, 2008 Yes, totally disgusting. Maybe a trip to the bathroom would relieve the pressure. I guess discussing an expensive fart is out of the question. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
