TrophyHusband 0 #1 April 4, 2008 to me! i got my vasectomy this morning. the world will not have to be subjected to any more of my demon spawn. i did all of my own manscaping and i wanted to get some moustache wax and make a handlebar above my junk, but i couldn't find any wax. i then wanted to get a couple of small rubber bands and make pig-tails on either side, but my wife was very opposed top this. she's just no fun at all. i did however convince the sugeon to replace my 4ga ring in my scrotum when he was finished. before the surgery i was holding it when a nurse said "here i'll take that". i then told him that i had just removed it from my nuts and he quickly gave it back and ran to wash his hands while everyone else laughed hysterically. when he was done, the surgeon drew a face on my belly and dyed my sack blue. i literally have blue balls. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 April 4, 2008 Good luck to you. I was glad to see it was a pic of your kids.Remember, no skydiving until next weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #3 April 4, 2008 what else would it be a picture of? i wish i could skydive next weekend. i'll be lucky to get a jump in this year. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 April 4, 2008 Quote what else would it be a picture of? Hey, we're all still scarred from the last time you talked about wax and manscaping and posted a photo. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #5 April 5, 2008 scarred? that's a little harsh isn't it? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #6 April 5, 2008 I was disappointed. Not that they aren't cute kids and all that but I was expecting something else for some reason. Congrats on the new baby! Very sweet. Enjoy them now. They grow up to be teenagers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot1 0 #7 April 5, 2008 I got one 10yrs ago. I had a great conversation with the doc as he did it, but watched carefully with a hidden clinched fist, making sure he did get wild with the scalpel.... www.WestCoastWingsuits.com www.PrecisionSkydiving.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 April 5, 2008 Hooray! I got 'fixed' about 5 years ago. Baby factory was shut down for good. Oh...and you have more [balls] than my husband in a way...he couldn't do it! He couldn't go under the knife so I had to. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #9 April 5, 2008 thanks. right now i think i would trade them for teenagers. they can mess up the house faster than i can clean it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #10 April 5, 2008 you were awake? no fucking way. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #11 April 5, 2008 i'm a huge pussy when it comes to that stuff. fortunately i'm friends with the anesthatist and he knows my vagina-like ways. he numbed the iv site with a tiny needle before putting the iv in and then gave me something called ketamine while i was waiting my turn in the or. he then gave me versed when they wheeled me back. it was actually a pleasant experience. i just noticed a couple hours ago that he wrote "joe was here" on my thigh. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #12 April 5, 2008 Quote you were awake? no fucking way. I went with JohnMitchell when he had his done. They didn't put him to sleep either. They called him back and I read a magazine in the waiting room. I didn't even get finished with the article I was reading when he came walking back. I thought maybe they weren't going to do it after all. But they had already done it. I swear it only took like 5 minutes! He went shopping with me the rest of the day and a few days later he was skydiving. I was kind of mad because I thought since I'd gone through 4 kids for him, he should have been through a bit more than that! No pain, no swelling, nothing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 April 5, 2008 Quote thread already started by someone else. You know, people still ask me what your sig line is all about! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #14 April 5, 2008 i didn't have any pain except some mild discomfort until last night. its seems that when i go to sleep i get wood and then would wake up from the pain. 1 vicodin took care of that though. when i got home yesterday i did laundry, cleaned the house, and chased kids all day. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #15 April 5, 2008 i was going to change it a while back, but i really can't think of anything better. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 April 5, 2008 Quote i was going to change it a while back, but i really can't think of anything better. A re-phrasing of AC/DC, maybe? "I've got blue balls, oh I've got blue balls" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 April 5, 2008 Quote watched carefully with a hidden clinched fist, making sure he did get wild with the scalpel.... Don't you mean "didn't" get wild, or were you hoping for some extreme surgery? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 April 5, 2008 Quote Quote watched carefully with a hidden clinched fist, making sure he did get wild with the scalpel.... Don't you mean "didn't" get wild, or were you hoping for some extreme surgery? That's probably NOT the place you want to mess around with a "Nip and Tuck", hmm?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 April 5, 2008 Quote a few days later he was skydiving. I was kind of mad because I thought since I'd gone through 4 kids for him, he should have been through a bit more than that! No pain, no swelling, nothing. Especially since on me, it was like a giraffe having a tonsilectomy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #20 April 5, 2008 Quote Especially since on me, it was like a giraffe having a tonsilectomy.More like an elephant having his nasal passages cleared. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #21 April 5, 2008 We better get a room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #22 April 5, 2008 Quote We better get a room. Do you two even live in the same houseYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #23 April 5, 2008 Separate computer rooms . . .Same bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 April 5, 2008 Do you two cam with eachother?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #25 April 5, 2008 I hope not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
