SkyPiggie 0 #1 April 9, 2008 News:Man charged with assault for hurling a hedgehog Hurling a hedgehog at a teenager has landed a New Zealand man a date in court. William Singalargh picked up the animal and threw it about five metres at a 15-year-old. He was arrested shortly afterwards for assault with a weapon, namely the hedgehog.Source: Metro.Co.UK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 April 9, 2008 Speaking of hedgehogs . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5usOxDNGZgsquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #3 April 9, 2008 definition of weapon: An instrument of offensive of defensive combat; something to fight with; anything used, or designed to be used, in destroying, defeating, or injuring an enemy, as a gun, a sword, etc. So, although a hedgehog is not designed to be used as a weapon, it does qualify as anything, and if throwing it at someone causes them harm or injury it can be classified as a weapon. edit: I forgot to add that if throwing said hedgehog results in the endangerment of innocent individuals that you can in turn be charged with reckless conduct. So the lesson learned is. DON'T THROW HEDGEHOGS!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #4 April 9, 2008 What the fuck was that? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 April 9, 2008 Quote What the fuck was that? It's called humor dude . . . You should see her other episodes.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #6 April 9, 2008 Why would anyone want to use Ron Jeremy as a weapon? Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 April 9, 2008 So how do you throw a hedgehog in anger without getting pricked yourself? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #8 April 9, 2008 Quote definition of weapon: An instrument of offensive of defensive combat; something to fight with; anything used, or designed to be used, in destroying, defeating, or injuring an enemy, as a gun, a sword, etc. So, although a hedgehog is not designed to be used as a weapon, it does qualify as anything, and if throwing it at someone causes them harm or injury it can be classified as a weapon. edit: I forgot to add that if throwing said hedgehog results in the endangerment of innocent individuals that you can in turn be charged with reckless conduct. So the lesson learned is. DON'T THROW HEDGEHOGS!! expensive lesson (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #9 April 11, 2008 Shouldn't this be in speaker's corner? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
