What do birds talk about?

[aprilcat 0]

All the birds in NYC are talking about LisaH.

'OMG...*chirp*..did you SEE what she posted?? *chirpy-chirpy-Chirp-chirp!'

But really, I don't know what they are chirping about in the morning; how much planning do you have to do to make a poop on a windshield and find food plan? Are they figuring out their Day Care duties? But in the evening they are surely calling each other back to the nests for a tete-a-tete. I love that time of day!

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[LisaH 0]

But really, I don't know what they are chirping about in the morning; how much planning do you have to do to make a poop on a windshield and find food plan? Are they figuring out their Day Care duties? But in the evening they are surely calling each other back to the nests for a tete-a-tete. I love that time of day!
~~April

Me too. For some reason this morning they were extra chirpy and it made me think about it.

And they are all twitterpated (a word my mom used when I was a kid) when it's mating season.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[popsjumper 2]

Birds talk about:
1. The Stock Market...how their retirement nest egg is shrinking.

2. The Lazy Son...how to get the lazy bastard out of the nest and into a job or college.

3. Empty Nest Syndrome...how lonely it is now that the lazy bastard finally flew the coop.

4. The Crazy Neighbor...how that asshole Cuckoo keeps leaving her kids in the nest and never taking them home with her.

5. The Gossip...how those nasty vultures choose to live in a dump.

6. The Family Ancestry...what dinosaur they were descended from and how theirs was so much better than the others.

7. The Stupid Stuff...how they buzzed a car on the interstate and lived.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[MikeJD 0]

Birds know why skydivers sing.