BillyVance 35 #1 April 15, 2008 I was unhappy with my wife's mood swings, so I bought her a mood ring the other day so I would be able to monitor her moods. We've discovered that when she's in a good mood, it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on my forehead. Maybe next time I'll buy her a diamond. I'm a dumb ass."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #2 April 16, 2008 Quote When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on my forehead. dammmmnit Bil.... got any pics of this NEW birthmark of yours? Sorry dude that you had to find out the hardway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 April 16, 2008 Quote Quote When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on my forehead. dammmmnit Bil.... got any pics of this NEW birthmark of yours? Sorry dude that you had to find out the hardway It was a joke. Got it in an email but it was in the wife's point of view so I changed it around. Oh and I ain't that dumb. Thank God... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 April 16, 2008 Billy, with a sig line like yours with all those numbers, you're probably the smartest guy in Alabama. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #5 April 16, 2008 Que the banjo music....... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 April 16, 2008 Quote Que the banjo music....... No, that's Arkansas. I've never seen a banjo around here. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #7 April 16, 2008 You should have gotten here a mood ring from Tiffany's. At least then you'd have a diamond shaped mark on your head ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 April 16, 2008 Quote At least then you'd have a diamond shaped mark on your head ~~April I got some of those . . . from walking into the back of a Cessna wing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 April 16, 2008 I still manage to do that about once a month You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
