suspenders

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I guess that walking around with your pants half down is just one of those "mating signals" that nature provides, like when a primates butt turns red or Paris exits a car without underwear.

For some reason, kid-gangsters started doing it.
Of course, it makes the chase scenes of COPS a lot more funnier.

If you run while holding your pants up with both hands, then a police foot chase starts to resemble the ESPN Run-Like-A-Girl Championships. A pair of suspenders would result in less jail time.

In the near future, I foresee the return of suspenders to gangsters. And hats. In the 30s, gangsters always wore classy hats and suspenders.

It is a fearsome look also. Remember Clockwork Orange ? Hats and suspenders.

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For some reason, kid-gangsters started doing it.
Of course, it makes the chase scenes of COPS a lot more funnier.

Its even funnier when you're an overweight smoker who makes a great open field tackle on one of those kids (and adults) who is in better shape then you. What you see on TV doesn't do it justice.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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For some reason, kid-gangsters started doing it.
Of course, it makes the chase scenes of COPS a lot more funnier.

Its even funnier when you're an overweight smoker who makes a great open field tackle on one of those kids (and adults) who is in better shape then you. What you see on TV doesn't do it justice.

Hopefully, you won't have to land on too many.
You are one of the larger land mammals.

(January in Florida)
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LIGHTHOUSE POINT, Fla. -- A Lighthouse Point woman used her skills in martial arts to tackle an alleged burglar after she chased him six blocks.

Margot Foster, 53, arrived home at 2600 block of Northeast Court Friday around 10 a.m. and found a man identified as Gregory St. Germain, 24, ransacking her house, police said. She was able to tackle the suspect outside of her home, but police said he was able to get free.

The marathon runner and black belt in martial arts then chased St. Germain for six or seven blocks until she caught up with him and held him until police arrived, according to patrol Sgt. Alan Nestor of the Lighthouse Point police.

That would suck to admit that to the others in jail.
"A 53 yo woman ran me down and then kicked my butt."

Apparently his pants were up, but he's still a wuss.