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futuredivot

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Will you marry me? :$:$:P:P





Only if you sign this Slave Agreement I have in my hand.

I have included some of it here:
1. slave must agree to listen to every word I say
2. All house chores are to be done by the slave
3. slave agrees to clean all clothes/mess that I make
4. slave must agree to welcome other men into our house/bedroom
5. slave will wear sissy womens clothes while cleaning
6. slave will drive me around to see my lovers

and it goes on to number 838
Best Girl Scout Ever.

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It's not that bad, trust me guys totally blow a huge load...........



:D


It's nice for them to relieve a little stress.

Plus its great cardio. I don't hook up with guys that I fuck in the ass, I just do it because its fun.

;)



Seems like a waste of a perfectly good load if you don't have another chick... :P

Gotta admit it adds a whole other dimension to 2 chicks. :o;)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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PM me the details! :)



Aren't you already a soccer mom? :P

Psst... I think the words "Power of Attorney" are in that contract. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I'm having probs with a pinched nerve that is killing my left arm. Let me tell you, this one handed typing ain't easy. I don't know how the porn junkies do it.



Just make sure you let go with the right when you fall off the couch or you might break it on impact still holding on.;):P:o


That could cause an earthjquake and a subsequent sunami - what are you suggesting all that destruction for on the east coast?>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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