BillyVance 35 #1 April 18, 2008 I had to take a friend and drop her off at the airport early this morning, leaving at the ungodly hour of 5:30 AM... When I pulled up outside the ticket check-in area, I noticed an attractive woman in line. She had on what looked like an awesome pair of snug knee-high 4" heeled "fuck-me" boots. The problem is.... She also had on a nearly full-length flowing dress. Fashion faux pas! It is an unwritten rule that if you are going to wear sexy high heeled boots like those, you MUST wear a mini-dress or mini-skirt exposing your legs up to mid-calf. Micro-minis would be nice too, but overkill. The airlines probably won't let you board. No hose necessary either, unless you have cellulite or other blemishes, then a non-shiny nude hose will do. Fishnets would make you look trashy, so don't use them. If it's chilly outside, it's okay to wear an overcoat, provided that it's unzipped, unbelted or unbuttoned. After all, air travel is stressful for us men, we need all the eye candy we can get!!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #2 April 18, 2008 Don't you have to take your shoes off before you are allowed to board? "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 April 18, 2008 Quote Don't you have to take your shoes off before you are allowed to board? Yep. It would be fun to be right behind her when she does it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 April 18, 2008 I noticed an attractive woman in line. She had on what looked like an awesome pair of snug knee-high 4" heeled "fuck-me" boots. The problem is.... ............."SHE" was a male Ballroom DANCER! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #5 April 18, 2008 Sgt. Morgan has us rolling on the floor one day at PFI after telling us all about the "girl" he picked up in a San Francisco bar one evening. "Boys, let me tell ya, there's nothing more embarrassing than sliding your hand down your dates panties and finding out her dick is bigger than yours."“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bfilarsky 0 #6 April 18, 2008 Quote Sgt. Morgan has us rolling on the floor one day at PFI after telling us all about the "girl" he picked up in a San Francisco bar one evening. "Boys, let me tell ya, there's nothing more embarrassing than sliding your hand down your dates panties and finding out her dick is bigger than yours." damn that would suck!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 April 18, 2008 Quote Sgt. Morgan has us rolling on the floor one day at PFI after telling us all about the "girl" he picked up in a San Francisco bar one evening. "Boys, let me tell ya, there's nothing more embarrassing than sliding your hand down your dates panties and finding out her dick is bigger than yours." I was at a strip club in Hawaii once with my roommate, he was so thrilled with how great he was doing with the tall blond waitress...even made a 'date' for later that night when she got off work. ...almost broke my heart to have to point out that 'she' had a bigger Adams Apple that he did! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
