turtlespeed 226 #251 April 4, 2008 Quote Quote misunderstood Seems to be a word thrown out a lot these days! It is true though. J and I are just misunderstood, expecially when we are trying to be helpful and innocent.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #252 April 4, 2008 QuoteI would be shocked to see a redhead married to another redhead. Can't be good for the children. You'd be wrong. My redheaded brother is married to a redhead. Their 2 year old is cute as hell. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #253 April 4, 2008 Quote Naaa. Turtle and I were studying Bible verses and trying to figure out how to organize our next humanitarian mission to aid starving children.. Just the usual weekend for us minding our own business.. When suddenly this Smoking Hot Red head busts in and starts trying to make us do shots. Now I am sure that most of you are aware that gentlemen such Turtle and I would generally never imbibe in the demon sprits.. But this particular vixen cast some kind of spell on us and next thing I remember was her making us do all these shots. It took all of our will power to finally escape her evil clutches. We barely escaped with our Virtue intact. Evil Creatures, I tell you. I remember that. I was coming over to show you two a particularly interesting bible passage I found when the contents of a bottle of liquor was shoved down my throat by her. Luckily I was by the door so I was able to escape. I tried to save you two but I was barely able to get myself out. Amazingly somehow my normal conservative tightie whities turned into a thong that looked like a giant rooster of all things. Maybe they have magical powers. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #254 April 4, 2008 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naaa. Turtle and I were studying Bible verses and trying to figure out how to organize our next humanitarian mission to aid starving children.. Just the usual weekend for us minding our own business.. When suddenly this Smoking Hot Red head busts in and starts trying to make us do shots. Now I am sure that most of you are aware that gentlemen such Turtle and I would generally never imbibe in the demon sprits.. But this particular vixen cast some kind of spell on us and next thing I remember was her making us do all these shots. It took all of our will power to finally escape her evil clutches. We barely escaped with our Virtue intact. Evil Creatures, I tell you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I remember that. I was coming over to show you two a particularly interesting bible passage I found when the contents of a bottle of liquor was shoved down my throat by her. Luckily I was by the door so I was able to escape. I tried to save you two but I was barely able to get myself out. Amazingly somehow my normal conservative tightie whities turned into a thong that looked like a giant rooster of all things. Maybe they have magical powers. Umm, I don't remember it quite that way!! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #255 April 4, 2008 Quote Amazingly somehow my normal conservative tightie whities Care to explain why you were visiting turtle and J wearing only your tightiee whities? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #256 April 4, 2008 Quote Quote Amazingly somehow my normal conservative tightie whities Care to explain why you were visiting turtle and J wearing only your tightiee whities? That was the thing. I was wearing pants, shirt, and shoes and I never took any of my clothes or shoes off. Yet when I left (escaped) I had this rooster thong on. Can redheads freeze time or something? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #257 April 4, 2008 Quote Can redheads freeze time or something? Well I certainly can't but maybe female redheads can. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #258 April 5, 2008 Quote Can redheads freeze time or something? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well I certainly can't but maybe female redheads can. Wait....I wan't to change my reply. If Amazon had this power, we would be stuck on Jan. 19, 2001. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #259 April 5, 2008 Quote That was the thing. I was wearing pants, shirt, and shoes and I never took any of my clothes or shoes off. Yet when I left (escaped) I had this rooster thong on. Can redheads freeze time or something? Lies!! All Lies!! I seem to remember things quite differently!! Especially you two, Jay and Clint!!! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #260 April 5, 2008 QuoteIf Amazon had this power, we would be stuck on Jan. 19, 2001. And a better world it would be too. There would be far less sorrow in the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #261 April 7, 2008 Nobody has mentioned Nikki Cox. Mmmm... Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you? A. Say something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #262 April 7, 2008 Quote Nobody has mentioned Nikki Cox. Mmmm... How is this? http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Nikki+Cox&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #263 April 7, 2008 Quote And the short ones are more fun to spin. 'Spin'? What does that mean? I thought these were spinners or these or perhaps even these but somehow I think that you have a different definition. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #264 April 7, 2008 OK, so ask Jay about how I brought him his sammich this weekend!! I must be #1 now, right?? Jay, where the hell are ya??? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #265 April 7, 2008 Spinner definition = http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spinner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #266 April 7, 2008 You know if he comes a running to answer he's whipped...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #267 April 7, 2008 There YOU are!!!"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #268 April 7, 2008 Quote Spinner definition = http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spinner -Oh Gawd mebbe I didn't want to know!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #269 April 7, 2008 I just want to say again, mmmmmm RedHeads. How was everyone elses weekend?? Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #270 April 7, 2008 I must admit that you did bring me a Very Good sammich this weekend. And you did get a few Beers when asked. Now for the critique: 1) The Sammich (Good as it was) was a a little too much on the COVERED side. A Proper Sammich like the one you brought me is best served completely uncovered. 2) On several occasions, I had to ask you to get me a Beer. Your Beer Monitoring could use some work as there were a couple times when my beer was almost completely empty and I had to point this out to you before you brought me another one. Kudos and excellent marks for always making sure to open each beer without having to be reminded though. In general you made progress but still have a ways to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #271 April 7, 2008 Oh, you are so wrong! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #272 April 7, 2008 QuoteOh, you are so wrong! No. I am never wrong. This was discussed before in this Thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #273 April 7, 2008 Whatever. I'll be out again next weekend for a re-do. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #274 April 7, 2008 Quote Quote That was the thing. I was wearing pants, shirt, and shoes and I never took any of my clothes or shoes off. Yet when I left (escaped) I had this rooster thong on. Can redheads freeze time or something? Lies!! All Lies!! I seem to remember things quite differently!! Especially you two, Jay and Clint!!! She is trying to twist things again J. Soon she'll be telling everyone false stories about us.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #275 April 8, 2008 Me?? Twist things? I think not! Anyway, like I would NEED to twist things when it comes to the two of you? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
