BillyVance 35 #1 April 16, 2008 We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine.... (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 April 16, 2008 you forgot that the man ends up sleeping on the couch or floor or possibly out back in the dog house... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shepp 0 #3 April 16, 2008 I see you've met my parents... Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward. Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #4 April 16, 2008 YUP! Sounds about right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 892 #5 April 16, 2008 Not in my house.I trust very few women in my kitchen....and even less to select meat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #6 April 16, 2008 Quote Not in my house.I trust very few women in my kitchen....and even less to select meat. I agree Mark after 20 years of marriage I figured out if I wanted a decent meal I better learn how to cookYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #7 April 17, 2008 Quote you forgot that the man ends up sleeping on the couch or floor or possibly out back in the dog house... Yeah, right. He should sleep on the grill since he works it so well. Billy, I had to read it to the end to figure out you were joking; I've never wanted to smack you but you almost had it coming!!! BUY the food..HAND him a beer? Pallleeeze...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 April 17, 2008 Y'missed one. (0) Man Makes Fire (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 April 17, 2008 Just goes to show you.. As long as a Man know what to do with the meat, everything else will take care of itself.And THAT is of course exactly how it SHOULD be!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 April 17, 2008 Quote Just goes to show you.. As long as a Man know what to do with the meat, everything else will take care of itself.And THAT is of course exactly how it SHOULD be!! I wholeheartedly agree.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #11 April 17, 2008 THe man can have his meat and praise. The Woman enjoys the taste another man's sausage.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 April 17, 2008 QuoteThe Woman enjoys the taste another man's sausage. Until she finds the one that satisfies her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 April 17, 2008 QuoteQuoteThe Woman enjoys the taste another man's sausage. Until she finds the one that satisfies her. And then there are other avenues to explore.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #14 April 17, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuoteThe Woman enjoys the taste another man's sausage. Until she finds the one that satisfies her. And then there are other avenues to explore. Maybe she likes a bologna flower :)Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 April 18, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThe Woman enjoys the taste another man's sausage. Until she finds the one that satisfies her. And then there are other avenues to explore. Maybe she likes a bologna flower :) Maybe. But I'm guessing you just like the big fat cock in you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 April 18, 2008 Quote We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine (1) The woman buys the food. . . . Error . . . cannot parse. Selecting the cuts of meat is absolutely within the man's domain. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #17 April 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote The Woman enjoys the taste another man's sausage. Until she finds the one that satisfies her. And then there are other avenues to explore. Maybe she likes a bologna flower :) Maybe. But I'm guessing you just like the big fat cock in you. Have you seen her myspace page? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #18 April 24, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteThe Woman enjoys the taste another man's sausage. Until she finds the one that satisfies her. And then there are other avenues to explore. Maybe she likes a bologna flower :) Maybe. But I'm guessing you just like the big fat cock in you. Such harsh words for such a lady!!!!!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
