All's sweet that ends sweet, init

[shropshire 0]

Shakespear 'as bin brung up 2 date, init?

New chav versions of the classics.. good idea or bad?

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Jools Caesar

Jools Caesar was de man with de plan in de Roman massive, who was getting maximum respect for mashing de minging Gauls and de Pompey warriors. Even his bro Mark Antney fought he was de main man, but not everyone was so cool with Jools. De senators, for instance, didn't like de way he'd been larging it and was being so wicked with everyone. They weren't happy with him bossing de turf like he owned it and they was desperate to do somefing about it.

Macbeff
Macbeff and Banquo were two bruvvas from de hood and part of de well wicked King Duncan massive. They hung togevva and were always getting maximum respect from all de boyz in de ghetto. All was well in de home turf until one day after they mashed de Thane of Cawdor, they encountered three rank witches who gave them de heavy prophecy. De three mingers hailed Macbeff as Thane of Glamis, de next Thane of Cawdor, and de future main King geeza. So you could say that as far as prophecies went, it was well wicked for Macbeff.

Richard de Fird
Richard's got issues. Although he was already de Duke of Gloucester, he was not happy coz what he wanted more than anyfing was to be de King of all England. However, dere was already two reasons why de King fing had not happened for Richard which was his older bruvvas. De first bruvva, Edward, was already de King and de second bruvva, George, de Duke of Clarence, who was next in line to de throne if anyfing unfortunate happened to Edward's young nippas.

Romeo and his Fit Bitch Jools
Verona was de turf of de feuding Montagues and de Capulet families. And coz they was always brawling and stuff, de Prince of Verona told them to cool it or else they was gonna get well mashed if they carried on larging it with each other. Meanwhile, whilst all dis was going on, Romeo, from de Montague posse, had become all jiggy jiggy with de Rosaline bitch who was de niece of de Capulet massive. But never ready to settle with just de one bitch, Romeo and his boyz disguised demselves and crashed de Capulet turf where dere was de masked ball going down, and that was when he saw de well fit Capulet's daughta, Jools.

Respeck

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[virgin-burner 1]

ali g!?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[shropshire 0]

No not this time, it was a guy called Martin Baum, who has done the work to help (?) school kids get 'into' Bill Shake'

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[virgin-burner 1]

kinda sounded like him..

hey, what about that tandem-rating now of yours?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[shropshire 0]

I've not had achance to PG recently (due to the crap weather) - it's really annoying but as soon as I get it done I'll let you know.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[virgin-burner 1]

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[JerryBaumchen 1,468]

Hi shrop,

Do you know that we have an intersection outside of town called Wanker's Corner?

And I'm not kidding.

JerryBaumchen

[shropshire 0]

Is that because the driving is so bad there?

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome