things that are hard to say

[bodypilot90 0]

*THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:*
1. Nuclear
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
*THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:*
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalism
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
*THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:*
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot.
10. I must be going home now. I have to work in the morning.

[Snowwhite 0]

One thing that is very easy to say when you are SLOPPY drunk!

"Offist Honester, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

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[stitch 0]

11. Kelly

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

I'm pretty sure that President Bush was sober when he said "Nucular" and "Strategery"

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[Samurai136 0]

Judicial

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[Bolas 5]

I'd add:
1. I'll keep my clothes on, no one wants to see that.
2. I don't drink liquor in mason jars.
3. What has this fruit been soaking in? How long? No thanks, I'll pass.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[lippy 918]

Human bowling on creepers?!?!?! Why, why that doesn't sound like any fun at all. I think I'll just go to bed so I can manifest on load 1

I got nuthin

[BillyVance 35]

12. Point of order!
13. Dilatory!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban