Andy_Copland 0 #1 April 29, 2008 When i was reading the previous post about the subject that used a whisk as an example i really thought i'd been shown the light. So imagine my rage, disappointment and general loathing of the person who started that thread when i tried to use a fork to stir my tea. Not only did it not mix my one sugar around very well but it split my bloody tea bag open. Spoon, all the way.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 April 29, 2008 Quote When i was reading the previous post about the subject that used a whisk as an example i really thought i'd been shown the light. So imagine my rage, disappointment and general loathing of the person who started that thread when i tried to use a fork to stir my tea. Not only did it not mix my one sugar around very well but it split my bloody tea bag open. Spoon, all the way. I can see you with a small tea cup held just so daintily and your pinky sticking out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #3 April 29, 2008 What about using a spork? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 April 29, 2008 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 April 29, 2008 Quote I needed that laugh!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 April 29, 2008 you're too funny mate.,! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 April 30, 2008 Quote When i was reading the previous post about the subject that used a whisk as an example i really thought i'd been shown the light. So imagine my rage, disappointment and general loathing of the person who started that thread when i tried to use a fork to stir my tea. Not only did it not mix my one sugar around very well but it split my bloody tea bag open. Spoon, all the way. So many issues... First, I sense that you are arriving at a lesser state of disappointment and loathing than is generally experienced because we haven't dated. Then, the two feelings support each other. Second, I suspect that you never received adequate instruction in the preparation of Sweet Tea. You may be still languishing in the tepid world of tea preparation that only foreigners stunningly claim. That would explain your overall funk. Send a check now for my "free" instructional brochure. Until it arrives, make every effort to locate a rare hospitality venue identified as "Waffle House", if one is near. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 April 30, 2008 That was a good and well thought out reply. Awesome even if it is false (not that dating part)1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 April 30, 2008 Quote That was a good and well thought out reply. Awesome even if it is false (not that dating part) Of course. I never let the truth stand in the way of my goals. Admit it, you want a big plate of bbq and a big tumbler of sweet tea that can be easily stirred with a fork. Only the truth can set you free. I know your pain. You want to live your life, but Judith Martin (Miss Manners) is beating you down, telling you you how to stir. Miss Manners Quote Dear Miss Manners: Is it ever proper to stir one's food with an implement at the table? My husband criticizes me whenever I do it. Most commonly, I will use my fork to lightly toss salad in my personal bowl after applying dressing. A salad should be tossed with a little grape jelly. Quote More recently, and I fear I may be incorrect here, I used my spoon to stir the soup once or twice in the bowl to aid in its cooling. He insists that one must not stir at all, and only blow Geez, why did he ever marry this woman? If she can't ever stir his soup properly, how does he expect a professional-grade blowjob? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
