BillyVance 35 #1 April 28, 2008 Probably a repost, but I couldn't resist. A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.'"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 April 29, 2008 Just trying to keep new threads to a minimum... Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road. They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read: 'Da End is Near! Turn You self Around Now! Before It's Too Late!' As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!' From beyond the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash... Bordeaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jus say: "Bridge Out?""Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #3 April 29, 2008 Have you been talking to Shane?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 April 30, 2008 Quote Have you been talking to Shane?? Umm, no, I got these from my cousin (also my Godfather, of all people). "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #5 April 30, 2008 Why do you automatically blame me? I'm one of the few true innocents left You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 April 30, 2008 Quote Why do you automatically blame me? I'm one of the few true innocents left For all I know, she's on the same email list as I am when you send these jokes. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
