futuredivot 0 #26 April 30, 2008 Quote Has she called to ask you to "Play Misty for Me"? How many kids here got that classic reference?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #27 April 30, 2008 Email her back and tell her that you've decided that the relationship isn't worth working on because her thighs are getting too big. I promise she won't call back. She may hunt you down and shoot you, but she won't call back.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #28 April 30, 2008 Now, don't be going back over and bumping uglies with her, and wind up with one in the oven for 9. Run, run fast, run far away and don't look back!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #29 April 30, 2008 good 2 cents, live dangerously!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #30 April 30, 2008 Quote If you think wuffo chicks are crazy.. Just try a few Skychicks for a while. Got news for you buddy.. Taint no difference with the exception that if she is a wuffo, hopefully she will get bored at the DZ and therefore you will have somewhere to go to get away for a while. If she is a Skychick, you have to put up with her crazy ass there as well. Seriously.. All are Crazy to some degree like someone else said. They would have to be crazy to put up with our stupid asses.Now if you want to really avoid the super crazy ones.. Avoid: 1) Red-heads 2) Strippers 3) Women from Alabama. Those are Always trouble. (Fun but Lots of TROUBLE!!) I didn't know Leslie was from Alabama. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #31 April 30, 2008 Quote Quote Has she called to ask you to "Play Misty for Me"? How many kids here got that classic reference? Probably about as many as recognize a lawn dart when they see one.I just hate it when an ex(non)GF stops by to hack up my wardrobe and my cleaning lady."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #32 April 30, 2008 Quote I just hate it when an ex(non)GF stops by to hack up my wardrobe and my cleaning lady. Did you get rid of your pet rabbit?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #33 April 30, 2008 Quote Quote I just hate it when an ex(non)GF stops by to hack up my wardrobe and my cleaning lady. Did you get rid of your pet rabbit? Different movie, same crazy!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #34 April 30, 2008 Quote Now, don't be going back over and bumping uglies with her, and wind up with one in the oven for 9. Run, run fast, run far away and don't look back!! No chance of that, Snip, snip many moons ago,So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #35 April 30, 2008 Quote Quote If you think wuffo chicks are crazy.. Just try a few Skychicks for a while. Got news for you buddy.. Taint no difference with the exception that if she is a wuffo, hopefully she will get bored at the DZ and therefore you will have somewhere to go to get away for a while. If she is a Skychick, you have to put up with her crazy ass there as well. Seriously.. All are Crazy to some degree like someone else said. They would have to be crazy to put up with our stupid asses.Now if you want to really avoid the super crazy ones.. Avoid: 1) Red-heads 2) Strippers 3) Women from Alabama. Those are Always trouble. (Fun but Lots of TROUBLE!!) I didn't know Leslie was from Alabama. Yeah i know very well about the crazy, First and second ex wives are crazy, my three daughters are crazy, my three sisters are crazy, I know crazy. Sometimes crazy is big fun and sometimes its a bid pain in the ass. But what the hell you gonna do? MS. Michigan (If you look at Michigan it is shaped like a mitten, or your hand. For those who have never heard that reference) is only good for so long, then you need the real thang!So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #36 April 30, 2008 QuoteNow if you want to really avoid the super crazy ones.. Avoid: 1) Red-heads Wussie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #37 April 30, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Has she called to ask you to "Play Misty for Me"? How many kids here got that classic reference? Probably about as many as recognize a lawn dart when they see one.I just hate it when an ex(non)GF stops by to hack up my wardrobe and my cleaning lady. \ Yeah i am mature enought have gotten the reference and i still own a lawn dart game. Bring out when crazy chicks are aroundSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #38 May 1, 2008 QuoteFuckin women, Life does not have to be so complicated fixed for ya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #39 May 1, 2008 Quote Quote I just broke up with a woman who wasn't even my girlfriend. That is just one of the funniest statements ever. You totally need to make it your sigline. HEY!, Check out my new siglineSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #40 May 1, 2008 Quote Quote You are absolutely right Granny!, good advice. I wish i could find a single gal who jumps. how you doin? lol dont worry, there are lots of us out there! you'll find a good one....keep the crazy meter in check though! LOL I have been hoping there were more Roos out there since the original has shot me down, time and time again. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #41 May 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You are absolutely right Granny!, good advice. I wish i could find a single gal who jumps. how you doin? lol dont worry, there are lots of us out there! you'll find a good one....keep the crazy meter in check though! LOL I have been hoping there were more Roos out there since the original has shot me down, time and time again. hey how did I shoot ya down even the 1st time? sorry we can talk over pm (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #42 May 1, 2008 Quote Quote Has she called to ask you to "Play Misty for Me"? How many kids here got that classic reference? Clint probably didYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #43 May 1, 2008 You have inspired me!! I see how liberating this new found freedom can be. So tonight I am going to the Local Wednesday Night Skydiver Hangout Bar and Soon as I get there.. I am going to find the Hottest wuffo Chick there and I an going to walk straight up, Introduce myself and Dump that Biatch!!Going to Break t off. Can take any more her crap. Going to give her Walkin Papers!! And then, I will find another one ad do the same. I am going to break up with every girl in the Bar!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #44 May 1, 2008 you crack me up!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kschilk 0 #45 May 1, 2008 Quote Y'can't live with em and you're not allowed to bury them under the patio... So, what's a chap to do? Wood-chipper. "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #46 May 1, 2008 Quote Probably about as many as recognize a lawn dart when they see one. I'm bringin' it back with my new version. It is the combination of two timeless classic games. I am printing the t-shirts soon. My new game is called Lawn-Dart Tag. With country girls, they are like marginally-guided missiles. If they are mad at you, they may kick your @@@. If they think someone is messing with their man, that person is in way more trouble than expected. Unfortunately, sometimes a sister gets an unexpected @@@-whipping before clear family introductions can be made. "Well, Little Miss *&^%... whose man do you think you're talkin' to?" (I've got extra sisters, so it's ok.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #47 May 1, 2008 QuoteHas she called to ask you to "Play Misty for Me"?[Crazy] ------------------------------------------------------------- How many kids here got that classic reference? ------------------------------------------------------------- Probably about as many as recognize a lawn dart when they see one. I know what a lawn dart is. I found them in my grandma's garage a few years ago. I have no idea what song that misty thing is though. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #48 May 1, 2008 Quote You have inspired me!! I see how liberating this new found freedom can be. So tonight I am going to the Local Wednesday Night Skydiver Hangout Bar and Soon as I get there.. I am going to find the Hottest wuffo Chick there and I an going to walk straight up, Introduce myself and Dump that Biatch!!Going to Break t off. Can take any more her crap. Going to give her Walkin Papers!! And then, I will find another one ad do the same. I am going to break up with every girl in the Bar!! Too bad "Seinfeld" is no longer being produced. I think you have makings of a script right there!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #49 May 1, 2008 QuoteToo bad "Seinfeld" is no longer being produced. I think you have makings of a script right there! Actually that did happen in a seinfeld episode...but it was a girl breaking up with Jerry. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #50 May 1, 2008 Quote Quote Too bad "Seinfeld" is no longer being produced. I think you have makings of a script right there! Actually that did happen in a seinfeld episode...but it was a girl breaking up with Jerry. Never saw that one.I acquired a taste for Seinfeld just about the time it ended.I do recall the one where George kept trying to break it off with a girl, but she kept saying "No", so he had to keep seeing her."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
